DislocatedLocation t1_jeecm2b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:18 PM

Due to time zone differences it is only March 31st in some parts of the world. Your funny privileges are being revoked.

MothAliens OP t1_jeecx1g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:20 PM

Dang. I wish I wasn't so shortsighted... or short for that matter.

danger355 t1_jeedakx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:24 PM

Linus, is that you?

Viking_Hippie t1_jeekq5x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:24 PM

The Linux guy?

Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef13je wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:17 PM

Dongi bobes

Viking_Hippie t1_jefbmvr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:26 PM

Huh?

Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef11xw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:17 PM

Yeah I’ll be ready tomorrow though 😈😈😈😈

DislocatedLocation t1_jef1lqh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:21 PM

And then it will be April 2nd in some parts of the world. Your kneecap privileges are being revoked.

Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef1w44 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:23 PM

Noooooooooooo

carbondalio t1_jeeftvh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:45 PM

I mean, you got me, so I suppose so... ya bastard!!

Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jeevjqx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:41 PM

Your a year too late

lachjeff t1_jegcoja wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:30 PM

*you’re

Important_Muffin_212 t1_jeeglmb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:52 PM

OP must be in the Cook Islands or something?!

Viking_Hippie t1_jeel7z0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:28 PM

New Zealand might be a TINY bit more likely, given the relative population numbers and such..

Important_Muffin_212 t1_jeelyx1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:34 PM

Or the furthest eastern reaches of Russia. Based on absolutely nothing except geography.

Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeethxk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:27 PM

In Russia, we don't have fools

Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jeevr37 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:42 PM

One word, Putin

Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeezr4p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:09 PM

Shhh, I don't want another interro... Sorry, some one's knocking at the door...

Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jeg7ipt wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:55 PM

Lol, stay safe brother

Paulie4207 t1_jeexpu4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:55 PM

I got another one Biden

IAmEggsOk t1_jefgmrp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:58 PM

But in Soviet Russia? Oh you bet WE do

Big-End-9824 t1_jeg760m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:53 PM

Happy new year. Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulations.

Jay-Five t1_jegbd9m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:21 PM

Or delayed congratifications depending.

MyWackyWeirdWorld t1_jeefy50 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:46 PM

In 75 minutes, you can throw a rubber spider at me. I'll scream, you'll laugh... oh the fun.

VeritosCogitos t1_jeff6zn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:49 PM

If the earth is flat isn’t it the day everywhere

Bluevettes t1_jegfg2s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:48 PM

I knew it was March 31st today (at least where I live) and you still made me check the date

[deleted] t1_jef0xjp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:16 PM

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CryptographerThin815 t1_jeg3fek wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:28 PM

Time to put up the April Fool tree

spekter299 t1_jeg9q33 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:10 PM

Well yes... but also no

regrettablyold t1_jegaf0s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:15 PM

I like the way you think ahead.

Punkeewalla t1_jef3j8d wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:33 PM

No.

Waitsfornoone t1_jefvkod wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:36 PM

Apparently, jokes on OP.

suggestiveinnuendo t1_jefw6pj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:40 PM

go to drunk you're bed

Halo_3_Is_Awesome t1_jeg2pzx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:23 PM

It's still March 31st over here

Don't forget that today is April Fools!

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