Submitted by MothAliens t3_127jdlz in Jokes
APRIL FOOLS!
Am I doing this right?
Comments
MothAliens OP t1_jeecx1g wrote
Dang. I wish I wasn't so shortsighted... or short for that matter.
danger355 t1_jeedakx wrote
Linus, is that you?
carbondalio t1_jeeftvh wrote
I mean, you got me, so I suppose so... ya bastard!!
MyWackyWeirdWorld t1_jeefy50 wrote
In 75 minutes, you can throw a rubber spider at me. I'll scream, you'll laugh... oh the fun.
Important_Muffin_212 t1_jeeglmb wrote
OP must be in the Cook Islands or something?!
Viking_Hippie t1_jeekq5x wrote
The Linux guy?
Viking_Hippie t1_jeel7z0 wrote
New Zealand might be a TINY bit more likely, given the relative population numbers and such..
Important_Muffin_212 t1_jeelyx1 wrote
Or the furthest eastern reaches of Russia. Based on absolutely nothing except geography.
Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeethxk wrote
In Russia, we don't have fools
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jeevjqx wrote
Your a year too late
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jeevr37 wrote
One word, Putin
Paulie4207 t1_jeexpu4 wrote
I got another one Biden
Specific_Tap7296 t1_jeezr4p wrote
Shhh, I don't want another interro... Sorry, some one's knocking at the door...
[deleted] t1_jef0xjp wrote
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Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef11xw wrote
Yeah I’ll be ready tomorrow though 😈😈😈😈
Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef13je wrote
Dongi bobes
DislocatedLocation t1_jef1lqh wrote
And then it will be April 2nd in some parts of the world. Your kneecap privileges are being revoked.
Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef1w44 wrote
Noooooooooooo
Punkeewalla t1_jef3j8d wrote
No.
Viking_Hippie t1_jefbmvr wrote
VeritosCogitos t1_jeff6zn wrote
If the earth is flat isn’t it the day everywhere
IAmEggsOk t1_jefgmrp wrote
But in Soviet Russia? Oh you bet WE do
Waitsfornoone t1_jefvkod wrote
Apparently, jokes on OP.
suggestiveinnuendo t1_jefw6pj wrote
go to drunk you're bed
Halo_3_Is_Awesome t1_jeg2pzx wrote
It's still March 31st over here
CryptographerThin815 t1_jeg3fek wrote
Time to put up the April Fool tree
Big-End-9824 t1_jeg760m wrote
Happy new year. Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulations.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jeg7ipt wrote
Lol, stay safe brother
spekter299 t1_jeg9q33 wrote
Well yes... but also no
regrettablyold t1_jegaf0s wrote
I like the way you think ahead.
Jay-Five t1_jegbd9m wrote
Or delayed congratifications depending.
lachjeff t1_jegcoja wrote
Bluevettes t1_jegfg2s wrote
I knew it was March 31st today (at least where I live) and you still made me check the date
DislocatedLocation t1_jeecm2b wrote
Due to time zone differences it is only March 31st in some parts of the world. Your funny privileges are being revoked.