If you’re talking about the typical redditor I’m think Timex and Casio is more plausible

My uncle actually did have a dog named Seiko who was a watchdog

Stop stealing jokes

Attach them to your belt so it can be a waist of your time instead of mine

Anything but hublot will be a good boy

My watchdog is named Pocket.

True story, the girlfriend of one of the gold robbers in the 80s who stole 3 tonnes from a depot in Heathrow called her two guard dogs Brinks and Mat, because the depot was owned by Brinks-Mat!

It was funnier when posted last week with the names Rolex and Timex.

I figured one of them was Omega because they're the end of your life.

John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth In him should not perish but have everlasting life." Grace is that which is not deserved and yet given anyway. Mercy is when God gets in front of what you do deserve. God is fiercely protective for that which he finds to be his own, and will requite them that are faithful unto he, yea, those who have not begun negativity, pessimism, and resentful natures and spew not a copiousness of uncaring selfishness, the workers of iniquity who see it right to do wrong in the sight of the Lord and change not their ways, who say none shall see my wrong and Love is of no importance. Pray for wisdom and treasure God with all the heart, read the KJV and study diligently that none of you be deceived. Read even this. Isaiah 28:9-10 Matthew 4:4 Proverbs 4:7 Psalms 1 Hebrews 11:1 & 6

Timex and Swayze?

I knew I'd hate this the moment I clicked on it!
10/10