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Zlifbar t1_jdghk9t wrote

If you’re talking about the typical redditor I’m think Timex and Casio is more plausible

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yuyufan43 t1_jdhf4qk wrote

My uncle actually did have a dog named Seiko who was a watchdog

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Jassida t1_jdhfs2q wrote

Attach them to your belt so it can be a waist of your time instead of mine

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BadDogToo t1_jdhxhxv wrote

It was funnier when posted last week with the names Rolex and Timex.

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young_fire t1_jdip5bb wrote

I figured one of them was Omega because they're the end of your life.

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DaFunkyCake t1_jdiqcny wrote

John 3:16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth In him should not perish but have everlasting life." Grace is that which is not deserved and yet given anyway. Mercy is when God gets in front of what you do deserve. God is fiercely protective for that which he finds to be his own, and will requite them that are faithful unto he, yea, those who have not begun negativity, pessimism, and resentful natures and spew not a copiousness of uncaring selfishness, the workers of iniquity who see it right to do wrong in the sight of the Lord and change not their ways, who say none shall see my wrong and Love is of no importance. Pray for wisdom and treasure God with all the heart, read the KJV and study diligently that none of you be deceived. Read even this. Isaiah 28:9-10 Matthew 4:4 Proverbs 4:7 Psalms 1 Hebrews 11:1 & 6

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criminalsunrise t1_jdj9ouv wrote

True story, the girlfriend of one of the gold robbers in the 80s who stole 3 tonnes from a depot in Heathrow called her two guard dogs Brinks and Mat, because the depot was owned by Brinks-Mat!

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ElizabethAudi t1_jdkx8kx wrote

I knew I'd hate this the moment I clicked on it!
10/10

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