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dsdsds t1_jdp7r6t wrote

You really got to hand it to her.

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lumberjackaloogobi t1_jdqfptj wrote

I see.. what you did there

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logical_lament t1_jdqk8ix wrote

But, she didn't.

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sickcivilion t1_jdqm5ax wrote

That's so dark!

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kd0178 t1_jdqmbvz wrote

Sadly that's all she can see aswell!

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sickcivilion t1_jduuvz1 wrote

Thats the joke i was making, "thats so dark" talking about the dark humor, and meaning she couldn't see

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kd0178 t1_jdv3480 wrote

My bad, didn't notice.

(Unironically nearly put didn't see it.)

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sickcivilion t1_jdx5pfi wrote

That's OK, I just noticed that yours has -4, and I think that's why is it's similar to mine

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eerilyYak53 t1_jdp4t8b wrote

She probably hasn't seen many.

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nonamesleft-- t1_jdqazlz wrote

This joke is offensive to blind people. Just think how they'll feel when they see it.

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LoadedGull t1_jdrxoxv wrote

I see what you did there…

Or maybe I didn’t.

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151617888 t1_jdpodjo wrote

Wait then that must mean you are like ultra blind.

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Ewetootwo t1_jdqfrgj wrote

You’re prince Harry and she’l talking about your older brother William.

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Gamelyamaze t1_jdp4xe3 wrote

Guess Imma be knee deep then...

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MagnussonTrade t1_jdp3ozj wrote

> Girl touching me

not me_irl

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CatsNotBananas t1_jdpr4l5 wrote

I'm a girl!

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TheeAincientMariener t1_jdprqqv wrote

Hey babe. So, how's your vision?

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MrCoolyp123 t1_jdpt6e0 wrote

She probably lost her eyesight after seeing this comment

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WheeeeeThePeople t1_jdpbnn6 wrote

I did not see that punchline coming.

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Own-Snow-4227 t1_jdpfn18 wrote

Was this before or after she burned her face when she tried to answer the clothes iron?

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sickcivilion t1_jdqmavr wrote

I don't get it

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Own-Snow-4227 t1_jdqmqiv wrote

It was just a play off a Helen Keller joke. She couldn’t see if she was actually answering the phone, and it turned out to be a hot clothes iron.

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peter_the_martian t1_jdpfvx0 wrote

She was trying to free Willy, instead she shook a leg

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coarsing_batch t1_jdqujlq wrote

I'm blind. If my jaw gets sore after sucking my husband off for awhile, I can just pop out one of the eyeballs and we get an extra lubed hole. It's truly eye opening.

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Ridingthegiantotter t1_jdqwikm wrote

...well, I didn't expect to read THAT this morning.

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coarsing_batch t1_jdqy4jz wrote

Hahaha your welcome. The blind part is true. The skull fucking part was obviously not. But it made you squirm and that's funny to me.

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Luked0g44O t1_jdplq3l wrote

Then I’d have a leg up on the competition?

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Waitsfornoone t1_jdpbwqz wrote

At least she's pulling something ...

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ObligedPath t1_jdph0at wrote

You gotta free it to believe it

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Luked0g44O t1_jdplnp1 wrote

And, if she says you have a Wet Willie?

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Asahartz420 t1_jdsfnqf wrote

Wait till I show this to my blind wife...

She loved it. Timing is everything, so I waited until she was taking a sip of coffee...

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No_Policy_146 t1_jdsjn8o wrote

Had a brother in law his name was Willy Johnson. You’re right he was a dick.

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Main_Film_6400 t1_jdvrjml wrote

He should be introduced to former Major League Baseball player Peter Lacock (although he goes by Pete and I have no idea whether he’s a dick or not)

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molmal t1_jdpfpj2 wrote

...you have to hand it to her!

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Huge_Name1866 t1_jdpj6wl wrote

She'll be grabbing the third leg just right.

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S5olomon t1_jdpnek3 wrote

Red Forman : The only time she’s pulling my leg is when it’s up her ass.

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dcmfox t1_jdpp7sc wrote

As long as she sings jingle bells I'm good

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Forward_Arm_4713 t1_jdq7bkw wrote

Like a girl would ever even be in a situation where she'd say that to me

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stretch3251 t1_jdr50k8 wrote

I know her she only has leg … Her name is Eileen Wright

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Mustangsal61 t1_jdr5ye8 wrote

Ask if she'd like to have a look. You know, Braille

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CognitifAKB t1_jdr9xip wrote

I think it's better to date a blind girl because she won't be judgmental.

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Much-War1743 t1_jdrnlrq wrote

I'd try and level with her but she'd never see where I'm coming from!

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business-owner t1_jdrnm53 wrote

Wanna hear a story about my penis?

Never-ending, its too long

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maffemaagen t1_jdrvuae wrote

If she says I have a small willy, it means she's still touching me. I call that a win.

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KoningSpookie t1_jdsgl4b wrote

Mine's indeed a 3rd leg, how did you know?!

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clockttree t1_jdskx9f wrote

If a blind Girl says you have a big willy... She is probably very silly

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sss4araa t1_jdszv68 wrote

Ehhhhh I was goin turn off my phone but after reading this got me overthinking but wtf ehhhh idk what to say atp 😭I guess she hinting that she wanna do the …if ykyk 😭😭😭

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WildBoy-72 t1_jdtjb9a wrote

"So tell me, schatzi. Is it true what they say about how your people are...gifted?"

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Many_Jaguar1 t1_jdtk3dt wrote

She should have seen it « cumming »

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okayvoldemort t1_jdq36sn wrote

There are no blind poeple on the internet so NO GOOD COMEBACK FOR YOU!

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SGII2 t1_jdr445f wrote

there are blind people on the internet.

there's web standards to make the web accessible to all, so they have thing thing called a "screen reader". it reads texts and hidden captions on images for people. that's how they use the internet.

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okayvoldemort t1_jdutp3r wrote

Have you ever seek them in action its widely annnoying. Hoi should change the fonts, read the screen and name the barcodes

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DutchOfBurdock t1_jdqrrho wrote

Why was she blind? She didn't see it coming.

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maxxnes t1_jdqt6dz wrote

She's holding the (RE)POST beside you!

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