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H3lw3rd t1_jefocz3 wrote

Reply to comment by Core1989 in A nun is praying in her convent in rural Ireland when there is a sudden bang and a cloud of green smoke by stupidrobots

Could’ve been worse, could‘ve been the busdriver…

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TwinkyOctopus t1_jeg59x7 wrote

alas, I need someone to explain this

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Ilela t1_jegarh1 wrote

I don't know how joke goes exactly but a guy and a nun are in a bus. Guy likes how nun looks so he asks Busdriver how he get to know her. Busdriver says that she goes to graveyard every night and he could have his chance then. The guy comes late at night to graveyard and sees nun praying for the deceased. Somehow they end up having sex without guy confirming it's the nun. After the deed, nun reveals herself to be gay Busdriver.

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KotMaOle t1_jegh4np wrote

Bob got on the bus and sat down with the nun. He liked her very much and began to talk with her, trying to pick up her but she answered him with the words:

  • I'm sorry, I cannot give myself to a man, because I am devoted only to God.
    At the next stop she got off the bus. When depressed Bob got off, the bus driver accosted him saying:
  • Listen, I can tell you something about this nun that will interest you ...
  • Yes, what is it? - replied excited Bob
  • She has such a habit that often at midnight you can find her alone praying and meditating in the cemetery.
    Bob didn't need to be told twice. He put on a white robe, which he painted with reflective paint, glued on a false beard and set off for the cemetery at midnight, it was dark, but he saw the shapes of a kneeling nun
  • It's me God - he said - your prayers have been heard, I have chosen you and I want you to lay with me
  • Oh sir, all right, replied the nun, but please, let's do it anally, because in the convent the Mother Superior performs routine virginity checks!
    The happy guy got to work, and after the fun he tore off his robe and shouted with a smile:
  • hahaha It's me Bob! Seeing this, the nun tore off her robe and shouted with a smile:
  • hahaha, it's me bus driver!
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