When the smoke clears she sees two honest to goodness leprechauns standing in front of her, looking just like the legends said they looked. Fine green clothes, top hats, red mutton chops and standing about two feet tall. One stares at his feet sheepishly. The more confident one speaks

"Top of the morning to ye, mother! We come with a question. Are there any leprechaun nuns here?"

The young nun is still shocked by their presence but answers "no, I've been here five years and there are no leprechaun nuns in this convent"

"Only five years though. Not quite an expert. Has anyone been around a bit longer?" Asks the leprechaun.

"Oh mother superior has been here nearly sixty years and she would be able to answer any questions you have" responds the young nun

She leads them up the stairs and down a long hallway to the office of mother superior. The one silent leprechaun continues staring sheepishly at the ground.

"It's an honor to meet you, mother superior! We have some questions."

Mother superior adjusts her glasses in disbelief at what she is seeing. "My goodness for such special guests please ask anything you wish"

"We understand there are no leprechaun nuns here now. Has there been any in your tenure?"

She responds "oh no I would certainly remember that"

He asks again "you have studied the history of this convent. Any records of any leprechaun nuns in those archives?"

She thinks for a moment "I've read every book in our library twice, definitely no leprechaun nuns in our history"

"Well what about in any other convent in Ireland? Do you think one might be there?"

Mother superior strokes her chin "oh I doubt that. Certainly a story like that would have made it's rounds through here by now."

The leprechaun grins. "if not in Ireland I know there are convents all over gods creation. Perhaps one is there?"

The nun frowns "If there was not one in Ireland I have to doubt there would be one anywhere on earth"

The leprechaun turns to his friend and says "see? I told you ya fucked a penguin"

Note:

Works best with your most over the top Irish accent