It would be the best minton.

This joke is the worstminton

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I was always pretty bad a crapminton. But, I was fairly adept at greatminton.

I could never figure out whathehellminton though. I just couldn't get my cock right.

OP yiu started this. You've only yourself to blame!!!!

I am guilty your honor!!!

Ah, see now you're talking about litigationminton.

You use gavels instead of rackets.

And court room instead of just court. Oops. I did it again.

Oh. Oh deer.

Oh deery deary deer.

Have an upvote. I'm going home to crawl into my basket of shame.

Of course shameminton is a despicable act and should've decried by all the nations of the world

Oops... Some serious human rights violations. Or may be geneva convention.

Just basic human rights. A racket simply doesn't belong...there!

Its icky (and not a little sticky!)

As I say, you started this!!!!

After all these Bad jokes I need a bath.

With chlorine

Nope

This joke deserves someone giving you the birdie.

It's called badminton because it's sexist. Goodminton uses both shuttlecocks and shuttlecooters.

Boooooooooo

It's bad (as in good), it's mint and it's on!!!!

I bleed badminton

You might want to see a doctor.

What kind of doctor?

Thats above my pay grade. Your GP might refer you to a specialist.

I'm still going with badminton

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