[OC] Three married women are discussing blowjobs.

Submitted by SexySwedishSpy t3_125geoh in Jokes

"My husband always asks for them," the first woman complains, "but I can't stand the taste."

"Make him swallow whole chunks of pineapple," suggests the second woman. "It will change the flavor of his semen."

The third woman perks up at this. "Wait, the taste changes depending on what men swallow?"

"Oh, sure!" the second woman answers. "If he swallows blackberries, it will taste like blackberries. If he swallows plums, it will taste like plums. If he swallows strawberries, it will taste like strawberries."

Just as the second woman finishes speaking, the third woman bursts into tears. "I have to get a divorce!" she wails.

"What?!" exclaims the first woman. "Why?!"

"Because," sobs the third woman, "my husband has been swallowing cum!"

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ianishomer t1_je5kmc3 wrote

Too far fetched

3 married women still.giving blowjobs, as if!

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fuunntime t1_je6tpcy wrote

The jk didn’t make me laugh but this sure did.

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AnyHowMeow t1_je62hug wrote

I,too, swallow whole plums

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thisishans t1_je55gmv wrote

This could be a blonde joke. Make the sobbing chick blonde in the story

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Leisesturm t1_je6vhby wrote

Don't know why you've been down voted because I'm pretty sure, that's exactly how this joke is supposed to track.

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Calavente t1_je4ngsv wrote

that second woman, while having a good idea, doesn't know what she speaks about...

wheras the third one is confirming that she gives head..

but then the first one too.

and the second.. I don't know

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