"My husband always asks for them," the first woman complains, "but I can't stand the taste."

"Make him swallow whole chunks of pineapple," suggests the second woman. "It will change the flavor of his semen."

The third woman perks up at this. "Wait, the taste changes depending on what men swallow?"

"Oh, sure!" the second woman answers. "If he swallows blackberries, it will taste like blackberries. If he swallows plums, it will taste like plums. If he swallows strawberries, it will taste like strawberries."

Just as the second woman finishes speaking, the third woman bursts into tears. "I have to get a divorce!" she wails.

"What?!" exclaims the first woman. "Why?!"

"Because," sobs the third woman, "my husband has been swallowing cum!"