Guy: "So, what kind of movies do you like?"
Girl: "I like movies where I need a tissue."
Guy: "Oh my god! Me too!"
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Darklancer02 t1_jdt4zad wrote
Sir, this is the internet... I know a LOT people who would download a whore!
Noize42 t1_jdwj6tm wrote
Marilyn Monrobot.
Sixhaunt t1_jdtl1ig wrote
With the advent of AI, many will
Trackrec t1_jduya47 wrote
Please explain
Sixhaunt t1_jdwed3i wrote
Theres deep rabbitholes for this stuff, but there was already a popular AI app where people would essentially download a girlfriend that would send them lewd images and talk to them and stuff.
anfrind t1_jdy05m5 wrote
The technology exists right now to generate NSFW images, video, and text using generative AI. If nobody has put it all together into a single product yet, it's only a matter of time before someone does.
Granted, with the current state of technology, any potential users will need to be OK with the idea that their virtual girlfriend will occasionally have eight fingers and 100 teeth...
Hisbeefiness t1_jdsxynf wrote
Just remember, baby wipes work better than a tissue
PHANX0M t1_jdsyk33 wrote
*with spermicidal lubricant
Hisbeefiness t1_jdt1xf1 wrote
No one needs an unplanned pregnancy!
NotDiCaprio t1_jduqw52 wrote
Trying to wipe a baby with spermicide is a bit late. You're better off using a condom a few months prior.
alilbleedingisnormal t1_jdvd48d wrote
The connotations though
Browncoat64 t1_jdwlfg8 wrote
With a warmer
inhuman_prototype t1_jdsom88 wrote
So they both like movies where the girl needs a tissue?
TransportationisLate t1_jdth1o4 wrote
Uh, he needs a tissue for his junk….
rheitzman1 t1_jdslg9x wrote
Bootleg and bang
redcat0069 t1_jdtykxm wrote
Bootleg and knocking boots
m-m-j t1_jdtidty wrote
A sticky tissue issue
Even_Mechanic_4686 t1_jdt8yy4 wrote
I like movies where I need a third sock
nnyk06 t1_jdsjw29 wrote
This guy fucks
TheHighGround767 t1_jdtkpal wrote
I don't get it
Elfcat1 t1_jdvr717 wrote
The girl likes to watch emotional movies (needs a tissue because crying) but the boy likes to watch inappropriate movies (cleaning a certain white liquid from a stick)
TheHighGround767 t1_jdtkqv0 wrote
To the comments then
TheHighGround767 t1_jdtkv3b wrote
Nope, still don't get it
TommyTuttle t1_jdty9ua wrote
The movies that make him need a tissue are definitely not the same ones that make her need a tissue…
Marquar234 t1_jdtnybg wrote
They both enjoy movies that cause fluid to be expelled from their bodies.
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Prudent_Struggle_880 t1_jduoy0j wrote
Tissues are wasteful, just use your hands, then wash your hands. Also what comes out of your body is probably useful for another being.
vokazak t1_jdskoq5 wrote
You wouldn't download a whore..