When we have sex, it’s always the same.

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peter_the_martian t1_je5i7kj wrote on March 29, 2023 at 3:43 PM

My girlfriend is really a hands-on type of gal.

In fact, she is a hand. I call her Rosie Palmer. She’s always there for me

Jackson Browne wrote a song about it: "Rosie."

Palmer twins and their combined 10 daughters.

My wife and I are bisexual, when I want sex she makes me buy it.

I hear this in Rodney Dangerfield's voice and mean that as a compliment

Be thankful you're still having it.

If you're not, it's time to gooooo

Booooooooo.

Upvote.

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This is a take on an old Robin Williams joke (around 2:00in the video).