Petal_Chatoyance t1_jcgvqjy wrote on March 16, 2023 at 7:06 PM

"And that is how, after a drunken brawl in a train yard, the earth was flooded by an ever-growing mantle of whiskey, and why we now live at the bottom of a deadly global ocean of booze."

stillusingphrasing t1_jcit3zi wrote on March 17, 2023 at 3:16 AM

You mean "heaven"

BraindeadBanana t1_jcj5iqp wrote on March 17, 2023 at 5:18 AM

Hey I didn’t know my mom used Reddit

Bdellio t1_jch5kgw wrote on March 16, 2023 at 8:09 PM

If the ocean was liquor and I was a duck...

BloodiedBlues t1_jcj9ayz wrote on March 17, 2023 at 6:04 AM

I’d swim down and drown to get drunk!

BloodiedBlues t1_jcj9byw wrote on March 17, 2023 at 6:04 AM

Rye whiskey rye whiskey

Bdellio t1_jcjtcuq wrote on March 17, 2023 at 10:44 AM

Rye whiskey, I cry!

sevenonsiz t1_jcl31c9 wrote on March 17, 2023 at 4:43 PM

To be fair, it did take a million years to happen...