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Bdellio t1_jch5kgw wrote on March 16, 2023 at 8:09 PM

Reply to comment by Petal_Chatoyance in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo

If the ocean was liquor and I was a duck...

BloodiedBlues t1_jcj9ayz wrote on March 17, 2023 at 6:04 AM

I’d swim down and drown to get drunk!

BloodiedBlues t1_jcj9byw wrote on March 17, 2023 at 6:04 AM

Rye whiskey rye whiskey

Bdellio t1_jcjtcuq wrote on March 17, 2023 at 10:44 AM

Rye whiskey, I cry!