Grantley34 t1_jcj38cd wrote on March 17, 2023 at 4:53 AM

Reply to comment by JBluehawk21 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo

But why does he need two of them?

theservman t1_jcjnaph wrote on March 17, 2023 at 9:23 AM

Whisky, vodka, and rum.

Grantley34 t1_jcjp207 wrote on March 17, 2023 at 9:48 AM

If he had specified a different kind of liquor, sure, but he didn't, so the genie will give him exactly the same bottle with exactly the same contents

superkoning t1_jcjbddf wrote on March 17, 2023 at 6:31 AM

two? three!

Grantley34 t1_jcjcbpx wrote on March 17, 2023 at 6:44 AM

Well, if he doesn't need two, he sure as hell doesn't need 3!

GerManiac77 t1_jcklufe wrote on March 17, 2023 at 2:52 PM

With a bottle that is never empty there is a chance he’ll be pretty drunken pretty often. He may break his magic bottle. Then he had two spare magic bottles