[deleted] t1_jef7opd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:00 PM

#2,536,032

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R3dditUzer t1_jefafpo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:18 PM

#2,536,892

don’t drink and derive kids

Specific_Tap7296 t1_jefagf1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:18 PM

#2,536,899

Me 1+1

FunAuntieEm t1_jefb1fw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:22 PM

#2,537,076

You saw the sine.

Cheyde t1_jefc6dw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:29 PM

#2,537,411

Give it some time and you’ll feel exponentially better.

Bananahamm0ckbandit t1_jeffgua wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:50 PM

#2,538,416

It can be a real problem.

puttinitinmutton t1_jeffxs4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:53 PM

#2,538,571

This is the 2nd worst joke I've ever sin.

Antique_Direction255 t1_jefhxzs wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:06 PM

#2,539,191

Decisive action

Interesting-Lake7032 t1_jefuqpl wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:30 PM

#2,543,117

It sums up your life really. No wonder your family is divided. The amount of times you've put them through this.

HouseCravenRaw t1_jefxnh5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:50 PM

#2,544,102

Replying to R3dditUzer (#2,536,892)

Honestly even without drinking, I don't recommend deriving kids.

ziksy9 t1_jeg3nag wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:30 PM

#2,545,969

Now I have a bad case of ADD.

InvisiblePhilosophy t1_jegcdgq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:28 PM

#2,548,845

Replying to HouseCravenRaw (#2,544,102)

It’s better than dividing kids.

They come after for things like murder and child abuse and whatnot when you do that.

regrettablyold t1_jegftbf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:51 PM

#2,550,127

Replying to InvisiblePhilosophy (#2,548,845)

Or adding them? I refuse to drink in my new rec room. I won't give in to my addition.

regrettablyold t1_jegg3bz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:53 PM

#2,550,237

Replying to Cheyde (#2,537,411)

Now we're off on a tangent. You se(,)cant you?

Chance-Sun-9103 t1_jegxg3q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:57 PM

#2,557,284

Did I just count the weeks? Relapse.

I've been sober from math for three weeks.

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