I was rubbing to Pears together when my girlfriend walked in. She asked me "What are you doing." I said "Rubbing two pears together." She asked "Why" I said "Because it's good, in fact it's better than good. It's Pear friction"
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sporkmanhands t1_jdsb8si wrote
I know it's supposed to be a pun but I'm not getting it?
taggat OP t1_jdsbm60 wrote
Better than good is perfection, like if you said pear friction too fast.
Ethereal_burn t1_jdukbr1 wrote
This does not translate to written well at all.
PolyJuicedRedHead t1_jdsdz9y wrote
Your relationship is going to go pear-shaped.
Tok3n- t1_jdskwhc wrote
Pear-ish
ScientistNathan t1_jdsn7jj wrote
I asked my roommate if we had any snacks, and he said "I can get you an apple or a pear." I said "just one thanks, I'm not that hungry."
Buddy2269 t1_jdsds90 wrote
ERROR:404: No joke here scroll on.