I was rubbing to Pears together when my girlfriend walked in. She asked me "What are you doing." I said "Rubbing two pears together." She asked "Why" I said "Because it's good, in fact it's better than good. It's Pear friction"

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sporkmanhands t1_jdsb8si wrote on March 26, 2023 at 8:19 PM

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I know it's supposed to be a pun but I'm not getting it?

taggat OP t1_jdsbm60 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 8:22 PM

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Replying to sporkmanhands (#2,376,477)

Better than good is perfection, like if you said pear friction too fast.

Buddy2269 t1_jdsds90 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 8:36 PM

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ERROR:404: No joke here scroll on.

PolyJuicedRedHead t1_jdsdz9y wrote on March 26, 2023 at 8:38 PM

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Your relationship is going to go pear-shaped.

Tok3n- t1_jdskwhc wrote on March 26, 2023 at 9:27 PM

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Replying to PolyJuicedRedHead (#2,376,845)

Pear-ish

ScientistNathan t1_jdsn7jj wrote on March 26, 2023 at 9:44 PM

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I asked my roommate if we had any snacks, and he said "I can get you an apple or a pear." I said "just one thanks, I'm not that hungry."

Ethereal_burn t1_jdukbr1 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:58 AM

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Replying to taggat (#2,376,531)

This does not translate to written well at all.