StormtrooperMJS t1_je57vpm wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:35 PM

Father and daughter walking past man with knife sticking out of him.

Man: Call me an ambulance.

Father: You're an ambulance.

Daughter: Daaaad.

Man: dies.

GlassWasteland t1_je6u5rq wrote on March 29, 2023 at 8:47 PM

Shouldn't have commented on my vaping.

This is so very "too soon" it almost hasn't happened yet