An ambulance..
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Rifftraffy t1_je4n93m wrote
Hi ambulance, I’m Dad.
somewhatlucky4life t1_je4ya34 wrote
More like a waaahmbulance
spletharg t1_je501sj wrote
Spike?
G_D_Ironside t1_je511tk wrote
Pokey?
idontremembermyuname t1_je54bk2 wrote
Barry
According_Turn_3473 t1_je54p96 wrote
Shaft
peter_the_martian t1_je55usp wrote
Hi Dad, I’m confused though
StormtrooperMJS t1_je57vpm wrote
Father and daughter walking past man with knife sticking out of him.
Man: Call me an ambulance.
Father: You're an ambulance.
Daughter: Daaaad.
Man: dies.
[deleted] t1_je58l9j wrote
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Western-Image7125 t1_je58u64 wrote
I call him and say Yeah no thanks I’ll walk or drive to the hospital
PygmeePony t1_je5b3yp wrote
I would probably help him but you do you.
hairybogwoppit t1_je5bkgv wrote
I'd call him a bloody staggering knife block.
Mean-Top9087 t1_je5cv78 wrote
Shank.
Puzzleheaded_Moose29 t1_je5g3uj wrote
Shish-Ka-Bob
wolf_tree t1_je5jf60 wrote
Stan Alive
Spinal2000 t1_je5jvu3 wrote
That's some sharp thinking.
dr_olfin t1_je5qbrk wrote
Anything you like, he won't have a comeback.
TaliesinMerlin t1_je5vg5x wrote
Block.
Flat-Delivery6987 t1_je5vkj5 wrote
Do you mayhap originate from Liverpool? They get confused about their Dad's as well
radar_off_no_oddjob t1_je5vtil wrote
Yeah, but who's gonna pay for it?
SpecificJob7914 t1_je5w6nt wrote
Married that made a bad comment to his wife
AnibalJunior12 t1_je5w7nn wrote
He Scottish
Truuuuuumpet t1_je5wnke wrote
Enough jokes, now he's dead
dandle t1_je5y68l wrote
A guy who went into the bathroom with Glenn Danzig
hblask t1_je5z85a wrote
Pierce
Cold_Table8497 t1_je609oh wrote
Like Lily Savage, r.i.p., she had two kids from three different fathers.
ResettisReplicas t1_je627cp wrote
Spent too long trying to guess the punchline and he died, what do?
jomarthecat t1_je62jnm wrote
You call him "Guy with a knife sticking out of him" you racist!
Arglefarb t1_je6gc16 wrote
The second place finisher in the two man knife fight?
ChaseShiny t1_je6gh68 wrote
Whatever you call him, you have to say, "knife to meat you." Otherwise, you're not a true dad.
RoganDawes t1_je6hjjm wrote
Pierce/Piers
Downtown-Custard5346 t1_je6jc9h wrote
Lol you must live in the USA
Western-Image7125 t1_je6t4lx wrote
I must yes indeed
GlassWasteland t1_je6u31g wrote
It's okay son/daughter/other, I'll accept you just the way you are.
GlassWasteland t1_je6u5rq wrote
Shouldn't have commented on my vaping.
MoronTheBall t1_je6wigi wrote
This is so very "too soon" it almost hasn't happened yet
Virtual_Force_4398 t1_je716ky wrote
Done.
Unable_Literature78 t1_je72mnj wrote
Prick
Kman1986 t1_je731zo wrote
Julius Caesar.
AyAyy-Ron t1_je7b2zo wrote
No dad, call me an ambulance!
Acrobatic-Fortune-81 t1_je7deeo wrote
Hi ambulance!
Acrobatic-Fortune-81 t1_je7dlio wrote
Nahh that's chemistry where you barium....
Adore_turle1 t1_je7ez8w wrote
No, "an ambulance" Now, an ambulance, go to your room, the adults are talking
Adore_turle1 t1_je7f8l9 wrote
Blade...
itsallalittleblurry t1_je7hv9v wrote
Pearce
Traditional-Ad-3274 t1_je7uvg0 wrote
The joke died
Traditional-Ad-3274 t1_je7v5go wrote
Hello, wine one one, what's your emergency
Shewins69 t1_je8b7k5 wrote
I’m embarrassed, this took me a second 😞
Ratbu t1_je8oddm wrote
Lance for short
SignatureUnique3474 t1_je8qjcl wrote
The guy that used to date Stabitha.
coolKadzuha t1_je9bslz wrote
piggy bank
Ok-Soft-9734 t1_je9h2i7 wrote
General_Freed t1_je9imku wrote
Threatening, because he has a Knife!!!
Help! Help! Help!
BestYearEver1969 t1_jec27eu wrote
Shish ka Bob
gigglesmcsdinosaur t1_je4ifb3 wrote
Ok, he's an ambulance