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woodyever t1_je4g6i0 wrote

Could jus be a flat white (Australian type of coffee order)

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Amilo159 t1_je4h6jb wrote

Sad cup of coffee? Americano

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je97 t1_je4yful wrote

espres...ohhhhhh

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O77V t1_je55xiy wrote

What do you call a glad cup of coffee?

Happycino.

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Moonpaw t1_je5jfom wrote

"It's not coffee, it's depresso!"

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DrWhoFanJ t1_je5m04r wrote

Any coffee made for me is a sad coffee as it never gets drunk. (I don’t like coffee.)

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FireInHisBlood t1_je5n00a wrote

Replying to PiffWiffler (#2,447,580)

who, in their right mind, would ever drink overprocessed, too sweet, chemical coffee from either of those places? i like the mom&pop hole-in-the-wall coffeeshops. much better coffee, better atmosphere. better people. better food.

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Flapaflapa t1_je5o19y wrote

It's the French press. It's sits there until it's time for it to get depressed then it gets drunk.

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Halogen12 t1_je5ta3s wrote

Along the same line - what do you call a cow who lost her calf?

Decalfinated.

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Agaudwin t1_je6nmq7 wrote

I read "salt" instead of 'sad' in the first reading, and it was still funny.

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Galar16968 t1_je77pr5 wrote

So when a coworker of mine heard I'm drinking decaf coffee all the time vs regular coffee, she said "Isn't that like hugging a whore?" I busted up laughing!

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mekareami t1_je7z8rp wrote

We actually used to call the coffee shop on U of M campus Depresso Royal

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ElendKatzen t1_je8cr1q wrote

I thought you were going to say "cup of woe" but that works too

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NotableDiscomfort t1_je8fz0e wrote

The best part of waking up really is the folgers. I just wanna be happy again. It's been so long.

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notabigfanofas t1_je8ulqy wrote

I was sad once, so I drank an espresso non depresso and now I’m fine

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Zarapito t1_je9bnpv wrote

Feelin depresso, so give me espresso and make it expresso

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