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[deleted] t1_je904cr wrote

Why can't Steve Jobs fart at home

Because he's dead

***too soon?

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CauliflowerOk3993 OP t1_je936ow wrote

This joke is in the past tense.

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mcpickledick t1_je976rm wrote

Why can't Steve Jobs run through a campground? He can only ran because it's past tents.

Also because he's dead.

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RutCry t1_jeacwj0 wrote

Your joke bends my brain in an agreeable way.

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CedarMirror t1_jecablb wrote

This is the joke for me… Thank you for your strong work

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SylvieJay t1_je9my44 wrote

Whoa that's intense! That joke could have gone sideways, so I held my breath for thar tense moment.

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nlm1974 t1_jeeg400 wrote

To be fair, their joke is in the passed tense.

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PlayrR3D15 t1_je9yg1q wrote

Who the heck is Steve Jobs?

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scientology-embracer t1_jea886f wrote

Founder of several job portals such as monster.com, indeed etc. He really lived up to his name.

He will be missed.

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Luked0g44O t1_jecgw4u wrote

Um, does Apple computers come to mind?

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scientology-embracer t1_jecjkp9 wrote

Yeah, I applied there before, got rejected.

Jobs should've run the company, maybe I'd get hired there then. Love that always-hiring son of a bitch. <3

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dumpthestump t1_jees33a wrote

Guy who thought natural therapy would cure diseases. He tried all kinds of things until it was to late. He said he regretted it and then died.

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KoalaXav t1_jea2ifm wrote

The founder of Apple, tech innovator, instrumental in bringing computers into the home market, later owner of Pixar with a huge stake in Disney at the time of his death. Certainly someone worth having heard of.

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sfxpaladin t1_jea6ble wrote

But a massive piece of shit, and so balancing the scale back towards not worth having heard of

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Own-Snow-4227 t1_jeau4ui wrote

He totally ruined black turtlenecks as a fashioned statement that Archer has so tried to set.

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Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_jeaa2ot wrote

To be fair name someone of his ilk who isn't a massive twat at times

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sfxpaladin t1_jeac0i3 wrote

Although I keep looking, I can't find anything specifically bad that Warren Buffet did, because most examples are just companies that he has shares in or owns that have done bad things.... but as someone that's worked for a company owned by BH I can say with 100% certainty he probably has little to no idea what we are doing

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Cwallace98 t1_jeb014f wrote

Right. He just profits off of and supports bad things.

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Capable_Stranger9885 t1_jeb1kgp wrote

He certainly did not want the railroad strike and is smarter than the average oligarch in not exposing the puppet strings.

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No-Ad9854 t1_jeavf7t wrote

The former co-founder of apple products him and al Wozniak started the company Apple products..

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NewGuy-1964 t1_jef1lhf wrote

Shortly after he died, I saw a white t-shirt with a single word on it. And I almost died laughing. It was "iDied."

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