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[deleted] t1_je904cr wrote

Why can't Steve Jobs fart at home

Because he's dead

***too soon?

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CauliflowerOk3993 OP t1_je936ow wrote

This joke is in the past tense.

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mcpickledick t1_je976rm wrote

Why can't Steve Jobs run through a campground? He can only ran because it's past tents.

Also because he's dead.

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RutCry t1_jeacwj0 wrote

Your joke bends my brain in an agreeable way.

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CedarMirror t1_jecablb wrote

This is the joke for me… Thank you for your strong work

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SylvieJay t1_je9my44 wrote

Whoa that's intense! That joke could have gone sideways, so I held my breath for thar tense moment.

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nlm1974 t1_jeeg400 wrote

To be fair, their joke is in the passed tense.

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PlayrR3D15 t1_je9yg1q wrote

Who the heck is Steve Jobs?

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scientology-embracer t1_jea886f wrote

Founder of several job portals such as monster.com, indeed etc. He really lived up to his name.

He will be missed.

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Luked0g44O t1_jecgw4u wrote

Um, does Apple computers come to mind?

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scientology-embracer t1_jecjkp9 wrote

Yeah, I applied there before, got rejected.

Jobs should've run the company, maybe I'd get hired there then. Love that always-hiring son of a bitch. <3

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dumpthestump t1_jees33a wrote

Guy who thought natural therapy would cure diseases. He tried all kinds of things until it was to late. He said he regretted it and then died.

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KoalaXav t1_jea2ifm wrote

The founder of Apple, tech innovator, instrumental in bringing computers into the home market, later owner of Pixar with a huge stake in Disney at the time of his death. Certainly someone worth having heard of.

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sfxpaladin t1_jea6ble wrote

But a massive piece of shit, and so balancing the scale back towards not worth having heard of

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Own-Snow-4227 t1_jeau4ui wrote

He totally ruined black turtlenecks as a fashioned statement that Archer has so tried to set.

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Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_jeaa2ot wrote

To be fair name someone of his ilk who isn't a massive twat at times

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sfxpaladin t1_jeac0i3 wrote

Although I keep looking, I can't find anything specifically bad that Warren Buffet did, because most examples are just companies that he has shares in or owns that have done bad things.... but as someone that's worked for a company owned by BH I can say with 100% certainty he probably has little to no idea what we are doing

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Cwallace98 t1_jeb014f wrote

Right. He just profits off of and supports bad things.

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Capable_Stranger9885 t1_jeb1kgp wrote

He certainly did not want the railroad strike and is smarter than the average oligarch in not exposing the puppet strings.

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No-Ad9854 t1_jeavf7t wrote

The former co-founder of apple products him and al Wozniak started the company Apple products..

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NewGuy-1964 t1_jef1lhf wrote

Shortly after he died, I saw a white t-shirt with a single word on it. And I almost died laughing. It was "iDied."

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pog890 t1_je9k4i1 wrote

Why didn’t flash his life before his eyes just before he dead? Apple doesn’t support flash

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myrmexena t1_jedio05 wrote

Aaah Flash... Good days. Now about as dead as Steve Jobs though.

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dufsnikk t1_je8wc6b wrote

3 seconds of my life I will never get back.

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PeaceMelodic t1_je8y5ka wrote

So many things that could have been accomplished otherwise with that time... 😑 Edit: I'm being sarcastic btw.

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Saikoro4 t1_je8y6no wrote

You're on reddit what do you expect

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PeaceMelodic t1_je8ycjh wrote

To waste time productively

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Saikoro4 t1_je8yife wrote

„reddit“ and „productive“ are the exact opposites of each other. You can‘t expect to see good content on social media

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KoalaXav t1_jea2s7o wrote

Woz did all the farting and let Jobs take credit for it

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Think-Builder-1650 t1_jea7c14 wrote

His wife didn't have a subscription to iCloud

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No-Ad9854 t1_jeaw7j0 wrote

AWW, THAT'S TERRIBLE/HORRIBLY FUNNY AT FIRST THAT IS BUT ALSO KIND OF A CHUCKLEWORTHY QUIP HEH🤨..!!

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shindleria t1_je97r2h wrote

When I fart in the car it’s like typing the wrong password too many times. Locked windows.

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Specialist-Donkey554 t1_jebjabz wrote

Farting while in control of window lock is the ultimate high and punishment for your family or friends. Bwahaha ♥️😈

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Jassida t1_je9qpdz wrote

In case he did jobbies in his pants?

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JustaGigolo1973 t1_jedg400 wrote

Because he denied his paternity and treated his daughter like a piece of shit

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pat700 t1_je8zub4 wrote

I like it

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TerroristofNewPork t1_je932fw wrote

Because when his head starts to inflate, it's the only way to get around.

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TheCharisma t1_jea8j45 wrote

Apparently Jobs had some world class farts. His fruitarian diet made his farts smell absolutely horrendous. The more you know.

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SecurityNo1814 t1_jeabkr4 wrote

I thought his pancreatic cancer made him fart all the time

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FredDagg001 t1_jebaics wrote

Because the smell was cancerous?

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justFUCKK t1_jecc426 wrote

But most likely Steve Jobs lived in a secluded home, so it didn't matter if he had windows or not, no one smelling his farts.

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Ewetootwo t1_jecs3e6 wrote

Because his wife would screen at him.

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laz21 t1_jedbvmr wrote

Because apple strudel wasnt on the menu

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1982MJG t1_jedc7gz wrote

Do you know why Justin Bieber doesn’t shop at Sports Authority?
Because he loves DICK’S

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JackKovack t1_je98ie2 wrote

He was allowed, he didn’t allow himself. He would walk outside by the side of the house and fart. Strange….but, he didn’t want to contaminate or something, weird guy.

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