Submitted by CauliflowerOk3993 t3_126fg0h in Jokes
His house didn't have windows!
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ghostmosquito t1_je8xrta wrote
Ughhhhh lol
PeaceMelodic t1_je8y5ka wrote
So many things that could have been accomplished otherwise with that time... 😑 Edit: I'm being sarcastic btw.
Saikoro4 t1_je8y6no wrote
You're on reddit what do you expect
dufsnikk t1_je8y8ws wrote
I could have rubbed one out twice
PeaceMelodic t1_je8ycjh wrote
To waste time productively
Saikoro4 t1_je8yife wrote
„reddit“ and „productive“ are the exact opposites of each other. You can‘t expect to see good content on social media
pat700 t1_je8zub4 wrote
I like it
[deleted] t1_je904cr wrote
Why can't Steve Jobs fart at home
Because he's dead
***too soon?
TerroristofNewPork t1_je932fw wrote
Because when his head starts to inflate, it's the only way to get around.
CauliflowerOk3993 OP t1_je936ow wrote
This joke is in the past tense.
notaliberal2021 t1_je95uf6 wrote
His farts smelled like Apple
mcpickledick t1_je976rm wrote
Why can't Steve Jobs run through a campground? He can only ran because it's past tents.
Also because he's dead.
shindleria t1_je97r2h wrote
When I fart in the car it’s like typing the wrong password too many times. Locked windows.
JackKovack t1_je98ie2 wrote
He was allowed, he didn’t allow himself. He would walk outside by the side of the house and fart. Strange….but, he didn’t want to contaminate or something, weird guy.
Cute_Lingonberry_982 t1_je9c48z wrote
He had no Windows!
Toolfan83007 t1_je9jmo1 wrote
It hasn’t been 22.3 years yet
pog890 t1_je9k4i1 wrote
Why didn’t flash his life before his eyes just before he dead? Apple doesn’t support flash
allnightdisco t1_je9l9ag wrote
iFarted
SylvieJay t1_je9my44 wrote
Whoa that's intense! That joke could have gone sideways, so I held my breath for thar tense moment.
BusHobo t1_je9oze4 wrote
connection drop cost me 7.
Jassida t1_je9qpdz wrote
In case he did jobbies in his pants?
500EuroBill t1_je9s187 wrote
Get the f outta here
HairySmellyNipple t1_je9uljp wrote
da q 3
Zygarde718 t1_je9xofv wrote
I don't get it...
PlayrR3D15 t1_je9yg1q wrote
Who the heck is Steve Jobs?
KoalaXav t1_jea2ifm wrote
The founder of Apple, tech innovator, instrumental in bringing computers into the home market, later owner of Pixar with a huge stake in Disney at the time of his death. Certainly someone worth having heard of.
KoalaXav t1_jea2s7o wrote
Woz did all the farting and let Jobs take credit for it
AE_WILLIAMS t1_jea4a1t wrote
Why was March 14 Steve Jobs favorite day?
Because it was Apple pi day!
cattgravelyn t1_jea5ogh wrote
Ligma balls
sfxpaladin t1_jea6ble wrote
But a massive piece of shit, and so balancing the scale back towards not worth having heard of
Think-Builder-1650 t1_jea7c14 wrote
His wife didn't have a subscription to iCloud
scientology-embracer t1_jea886f wrote
Founder of several job portals such as monster.com, indeed etc. He really lived up to his name.
He will be missed.
TheCharisma t1_jea8j45 wrote
Apparently Jobs had some world class farts. His fruitarian diet made his farts smell absolutely horrendous. The more you know.
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_jeaa2ot wrote
To be fair name someone of his ilk who isn't a massive twat at times
PlayrR3D15 t1_jeaaklh wrote
Dies of death while the bass drops
SecurityNo1814 t1_jeabkr4 wrote
I thought his pancreatic cancer made him fart all the time
sfxpaladin t1_jeac0i3 wrote
Although I keep looking, I can't find anything specifically bad that Warren Buffet did, because most examples are just companies that he has shares in or owns that have done bad things.... but as someone that's worked for a company owned by BH I can say with 100% certainty he probably has little to no idea what we are doing
RutCry t1_jeacwj0 wrote
Your joke bends my brain in an agreeable way.
DOOManiac t1_jeafio9 wrote
Okay that’s a good one.
Own-Snow-4227 t1_jeau4ui wrote
He totally ruined black turtlenecks as a fashioned statement that Archer has so tried to set.
No-Ad9854 t1_jeavf7t wrote
The former co-founder of apple products him and al Wozniak started the company Apple products..
No-Ad9854 t1_jeaw7j0 wrote
AWW, THAT'S TERRIBLE/HORRIBLY FUNNY AT FIRST THAT IS BUT ALSO KIND OF A CHUCKLEWORTHY QUIP HEH🤨..!!
No-Ad9854 t1_jeawgiv wrote
IN 3 SECONDS..ARE YOU SERIOUS 😲.. TAKES ME AT LEAST 2/2.5 MINUTES..
dufsnikk t1_jeawyry wrote
You gotta speedrun some times.
Cwallace98 t1_jeb014f wrote
Right. He just profits off of and supports bad things.
Capable_Stranger9885 t1_jeb1kgp wrote
He certainly did not want the railroad strike and is smarter than the average oligarch in not exposing the puppet strings.
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jeb2u5d wrote
He was a billionaire and his ex wife and child were on welfare.
newyork44m t1_jeb3610 wrote
But he decomposed, which is a gassy process
PlayrR3D15 t1_jeb8rnr wrote
Was meant to be a reference to a meme
PlayrR3D15 t1_jeb8uf3 wrote
Was referencing a meme
FredDagg001 t1_jebaics wrote
Because the smell was cancerous?
Specialist-Donkey554 t1_jebitcj wrote
That's an insult to twats everywhere!
Specialist-Donkey554 t1_jebizho wrote
There's a pill and an ointment for that
Specialist-Donkey554 t1_jebjabz wrote
Farting while in control of window lock is the ultimate high and punishment for your family or friends. Bwahaha ♥️😈
Mountain-Use9004 t1_jebvpme wrote
Even his farts were closed source
Heksil t1_jec0uoc wrote
KeyBanger t1_jec2ixk wrote
Woz. The Silent but Deadly partner.
Round_North3426 t1_jec63xy wrote
agreed Buffer and Gates are enriching humanity
CedarMirror t1_jecablb wrote
This is the joke for me… Thank you for your strong work
justFUCKK t1_jecc426 wrote
But most likely Steve Jobs lived in a secluded home, so it didn't matter if he had windows or not, no one smelling his farts.
peetstaa t1_jece40r wrote
Gates enriches Gates only
peetstaa t1_jecea6u wrote
IPharted, maybe?
peetstaa t1_jecedv3 wrote
iPharted...autocorrect is evil
alkenist t1_jecgjwv wrote
I believe that was Tim Apple.
Luked0g44O t1_jecgw4u wrote
Um, does Apple computers come to mind?
scientology-embracer t1_jecjkp9 wrote
Yeah, I applied there before, got rejected.
Jobs should've run the company, maybe I'd get hired there then. Love that always-hiring son of a bitch. <3
Sarcastic_Capricorn t1_jeclki2 wrote
Because he wouldn’t open Windows
CauliflowerOk3993 OP t1_jecmg86 wrote
Founder of Apple
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jecn119 wrote
Ewetootwo t1_jecs3e6 wrote
Because his wife would screen at him.
Zygarde718 t1_jecuj9g wrote
Shot-Crazy-5060 t1_jed26kv wrote
😂😂
vyprrgirl t1_jed4sns wrote
What the fuck is the internet?
travel-nerd-05 t1_jed8gyg wrote
Becuase Apple doesn't leak anything
laz21 t1_jedbvmr wrote
Because apple strudel wasnt on the menu
1982MJG t1_jedc7gz wrote
Do you know why Justin Bieber doesn’t shop at Sports Authority?
Because he loves DICK’S
JustaGigolo1973 t1_jedg400 wrote
Because he denied his paternity and treated his daughter like a piece of shit
Xenoxia t1_jedh9qd wrote
So is Steve Jobs.
myrmexena t1_jedio05 wrote
Aaah Flash... Good days. Now about as dead as Steve Jobs though.
thuanjinkee t1_jedod5w wrote
r/therealjoke
thuanjinkee t1_jedoeg3 wrote
r/therealjoke
nlm1974 t1_jeeg400 wrote
To be fair, their joke is in the passed tense.
dumpthestump t1_jees33a wrote
Guy who thought natural therapy would cure diseases. He tried all kinds of things until it was to late. He said he regretted it and then died.
NewGuy-1964 t1_jef1lhf wrote
Shortly after he died, I saw a white t-shirt with a single word on it. And I almost died laughing. It was "iDied."
JoshB685 t1_jef3lgw wrote
Co-Founder of Apple!
dufsnikk t1_je8wc6b wrote
3 seconds of my life I will never get back.