Wife and I agreed that we don't want kids. Submitted by vartha t3_1273im5 on March 30, 2023 at 11:49 PM in Jokes We'll tell them when we bring them to bed tonight. 7 comments 33
celeronD123 t1_jecdoq0 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:57 PM I like ‟My wife and I decided we did not want kids.They did not take it very well.” Permalink 31 vartha OP t1_jecduwn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:58 PM Much better, I admit. Permalink Parent 6
brudzool t1_jed3fah wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:18 AM Bring your kids to bed? That took a turn Permalink 2
Noiserawker t1_jecwi0y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:20 AM My wife and I decided we don't want kids...sold them to a trafficker. Hmmm maybe too harsh. Permalink 1
Ooh-Rah t1_jegimvf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:10 PM I tell my kid he's the son I never wanted. I figure he has a right to know. Permalink 1
sajilkg t1_jecf1om wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:07 AM This joke is pretty good, but I dont think you can tell it to anyone that knows you. Permalink 0
celeronD123 t1_jecdoq0 wrote
I like ‟My wife and I decided we did not want kids.They did not take it very well.”