We'll tell them when we bring them to bed tonight.

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celeronD123 t1_jecdoq0 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:57 PM

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I like ‟My wife and I decided we did not want kids.They did not take it very well.”

vartha OP t1_jecduwn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:58 PM

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Replying to celeronD123 (#2,506,791)

Much better, I admit.

[deleted] t1_jecee3c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:02 AM

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sajilkg t1_jecf1om wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:07 AM

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This joke is pretty good, but I dont think you can tell it to anyone that knows you.

Noiserawker t1_jecwi0y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:20 AM

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My wife and I decided we don't want kids...sold them to a trafficker. Hmmm maybe too harsh.

brudzool t1_jed3fah wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:18 AM

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Bring your kids to bed? That took a turn

Ooh-Rah t1_jegimvf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:10 PM

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I tell my kid he's the son I never wanted. I figure he has a right to know.