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BradyBoyd t1_jcwf13l wrote
"...I would pay to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
Perhaps?
[deleted] OP t1_jcw9q07 wrote
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illit3 t1_jcwbkm9 wrote
this retelling reads like a failed game of telephone.
Reward-Jazzlike t1_jcwbljj wrote
It makes the joke make sense. What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea? There are a lot of differences because they're unrelated. A chickpea and a garbanzo bean are the same thing, so asking the difference between the two is an actual good setup. Yours was dumb.
Tiedyeinstein t1_jcwbaoa wrote
No he's right
pm_me-ur_vulva t1_jcwfhi5 wrote
It's literally how the joke goes. It's an old joke and you just told it wrong. Accept the correction and move on with your life
arpepscj t1_jcwask0 wrote
What's the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breasts?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean..
DrRomeoChaire t1_jcwgl7b wrote
You saved this joke thread
Gorf_the_Magnificent t1_jcwaux2 wrote
A potato is much bigger and is a totally different color.
[deleted] OP t1_jcw9bzt wrote
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MoralSahib960 t1_jcwa314 wrote
This made me laugh far more than it should have...
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jcwafqp wrote
In Latvia, potato worth weight in gold, will pay your price
relpmeraggy t1_jcwc59o wrote
Idk I’m from Idaho. I’ve paid for many a potato.
Mike-the-gay t1_jcw8xtd wrote
Garbanzo bean and chickpea. Two different names for the SAME thing. That makes the joke work better than a potato. “I would pay to have a Garbanzo bean on my face”