Submitted by AnxietyIsEnergy t3_11yhu00 in Jokes
O meal.
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AnxietyIsEnergy OP t1_jd7mntt wrote
Well done
jabriski0333 t1_jd7mcb6 wrote
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and was not even short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, ‟Well, I eat rye bread every day.It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, ‟Do you have any rye bread?”
She said, ‟Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it.Would you like some?”
He said, ‟I want five loaves.”
She said, ‟My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.”
He replied, ‟I can not believe everybody knows about this shit but me.”
Barrymotion t1_jd7mptd wrote
Mount and Do
AnxietyIsEnergy OP t1_jd7mvr1 wrote
Great hydrating beverage
MorallySpur30 t1_jd7nd0z wrote
Hence the term ’money shot’
Beginning-Ebb-9942 t1_jd9mgaf wrote
Prostitootees.
Possible-Fishing1869 t1_jdbz70v wrote
Dick
tedead t1_jd7lt1m wrote
Porn flakes?