What do porn stars have for breakfast? Submitted by AnxietyIsEnergy t3_11yhu00 on March 22, 2023 at 12:37 PM in Jokes O meal. 8 comments 0
jabriski0333 t1_jd7mcb6 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:46 PM #2,302,767 Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and was not even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, ‟Well, I eat rye bread every day.It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.” So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, ‟Do you have any rye bread?” She said, ‟Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it.Would you like some?” He said, ‟I want five loaves.” She said, ‟My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it’ll be hard.” He replied, ‟I can not believe everybody knows about this shit but me.” 10
AnxietyIsEnergy OP t1_jd7mntt wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:49 PM #2,302,793 Replying to tedead (#2,302,729) Well done 3
AnxietyIsEnergy OP t1_jd7mvr1 wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:51 PM #2,302,814 Replying to Barrymotion (#2,302,802) Great hydrating beverage 2
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tedead t1_jd7lt1m wrote
Porn flakes?