The Tea of the Tiger was quite a refreshing and pleasant event!
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th3nan0byt3 t1_jdcdpsy wrote
The r of tiger was scary though, big teeth!
sanjuka t1_jdemaoa wrote
“R” is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it “murder.” And not “muckduck.”
No-Transition4060 t1_jdgbhpx wrote
I thought the r was that one who ended up as a pirate
llynglas t1_jdcg1kd wrote
Awful. Up voted of course so other victims can be found.....
SonicThePothead t1_jdcikww wrote
I liked the Ex of the Tiger, the hard part was pretending to like golf to get her to notice me.
risingstanding t1_jdch9yp wrote
There's no I in TEAM; but there is one in TIGER
qwerty201932 t1_jdcog0h wrote
But there is an I in TEAM, it’s in the A holes
Thunderstrike1097 t1_jdeaib6 wrote
Not unless you were going to spell it as: T1ger.
InsightZ3n t1_jdejawr wrote
Theres also a U in Unbelievable!
No-Transition4060 t1_jdgbip2 wrote
But there is a me
risingstanding t1_jdha55u wrote
Mario?
BabylonDrifter t1_jdcshf5 wrote
Because those are different kind of songs. The G of the tiger is kind of a slow-rolling rap by Snoop dog. The "R" of the tiger is a riot grrrrrl anthem. T of the tiger is a child's spelling song. And the E is an electropop Kraftwerk song for some reason.
RunInRunOn t1_jdd6y01 wrote
Thought this was about the children's book for a few seconds
grat_is_not_nice t1_jdeu7q0 wrote
The Tiger Who Came For A Pint, maybe?
Gadshill t1_jdc7dgk wrote
Gee, I never thought of that.
alppu t1_jdc849q wrote
Arr mate.
NDodma01 t1_jddpqqj wrote
Pee of the Tiger stinks
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jde20su wrote
Shit of the tigers worse.
Agreeable-Effort6507 t1_jde2ok9 wrote
The g of the tiger is real cool
TjW0569 t1_jdfrcvg wrote
The G spot of the tiger is risky to look for. Find it quickly.
Just_Wake_Up t1_jdcanj1 wrote
And what about the Gurrrr of the tiger?
BabyEagle9mm t1_jdelrb7 wrote
A.A. Milne already settled that with Tigger.
T.I. double-G ER
dirt_mcgirt4 t1_jdczzrn wrote
I like it better without the 2nd punchline
hex_ten t1_jddz0hs wrote
The Tea of the Tiger was actually an allegory by Judith Kerr.
Gloomy_Square_6204 t1_jde1x6b wrote
Rock had the eye of the tiger
Crimbly_B t1_jdeapbb wrote
Some people often ask about the Why of the Tiger, but never ask about the How of the Tiger
VladBlosen t1_jdefnbh wrote
The g of the tiger came from the streets.
MathematicianWitty99 t1_jdembqk wrote
Peeslosh...
Cowboy_Reaper t1_jdemdt1 wrote
The G of the tiger was GGGGRRRRREEEEAAAATTTT!
Longjumping-Ferret89 t1_jderbw2 wrote
In The Valley of of the blind tiger the 1 the 1 eyed tiger is king
OneYouDidntThinkOf t1_jdf1a6o wrote
Rakoru_Hiryuu t1_jdf1t52 wrote
Stealing that right now, good one dude 🤣
Weyland--Yutani t1_jdf7s8s wrote
The look of the lion.
Due_Platypus_3913 t1_jdf847z wrote
Eye of the tire?Tier G?
JulsTiger10 t1_jdg98wb wrote
LSU here - taking this to the tailgate!!
AspiredTheory t1_jdirhu8 wrote
Fr LSU?
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Umpteenth_zebra t1_jdgrw9m wrote
Is this the tiger whom came to tee?
Vivid_Association_64 t1_jdhj8c1 wrote
What if D-O-G spelled CAT?
(Compliments of Ogre, “Revenge of the Nerds 2, Nerds in Paradise”).
ChelloRam t1_jdi53cr wrote
The E of the tiger was mental gear. Top disco biscuit.
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jdi9ku7 wrote
The last three letters make up the “ger” of the Tiger, scary and intimidating.
darrell_schmidt t1_jdfk9zp wrote
What?
PresidentStone t1_jdfljdl wrote
Took me a few re-reads. Since eye and i are pronounced the same it's a joke about not mentioning the other letters, those letters being t,g,e,r or t_ger.
The punchline then talks about the letter t, pronounced the same as tea. So they use it as having tea time.
Sorry for shit explanation. I'm not the best at explaining stuff, but thought I'd try.
salvodan t1_jdg333b wrote
Tiger Brand Tea is real neat, Even tigers prefer it to real meat.
-Monty Python, Meaning of Liff.
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Any-Faithlessness351 t1_jdfmm66 wrote
Way to force your imaginary stuff on a very pleasant thread, read the room idiot.
DaFunkyCake t1_jdkggae wrote
And, without faith you cannot please God. Read Hebrews 11:1 & 6. No, force would mean I make you follow my beliefs, or impose a law restricting your freedoms when you violate them; I myself, have done no such thing.
RigzDigz t1_jdc8xxj wrote
My daughters groaned.
Dad approved.