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Gadshill t1_jdc7dgk wrote

Gee, I never thought of that.

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RigzDigz t1_jdc8xxj wrote

My daughters groaned.

Dad approved.

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th3nan0byt3 t1_jdcdpsy wrote

The r of tiger was scary though, big teeth!

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llynglas t1_jdcg1kd wrote

Awful. Up voted of course so other victims can be found.....

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SonicThePothead t1_jdcikww wrote

I liked the Ex of the Tiger, the hard part was pretending to like golf to get her to notice me.

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BabylonDrifter t1_jdcshf5 wrote

Because those are different kind of songs. The G of the tiger is kind of a slow-rolling rap by Snoop dog. The "R" of the tiger is a riot grrrrrl anthem. T of the tiger is a child's spelling song. And the E is an electropop Kraftwerk song for some reason.

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RunInRunOn t1_jdd6y01 wrote

Thought this was about the children's book for a few seconds

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hex_ten t1_jddz0hs wrote

The Tea of the Tiger was actually an allegory by Judith Kerr.

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Crimbly_B t1_jdeapbb wrote

Some people often ask about the Why of the Tiger, but never ask about the How of the Tiger

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VladBlosen t1_jdefnbh wrote

The g of the tiger came from the streets.

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PresidentStone t1_jdfljdl wrote

Took me a few re-reads. Since eye and i are pronounced the same it's a joke about not mentioning the other letters, those letters being t,g,e,r or t_ger.

The punchline then talks about the letter t, pronounced the same as tea. So they use it as having tea time.

Sorry for shit explanation. I'm not the best at explaining stuff, but thought I'd try.

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TjW0569 t1_jdfrcvg wrote

The G spot of the tiger is risky to look for. Find it quickly.

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salvodan t1_jdg333b wrote

Tiger Brand Tea is real neat, Even tigers prefer it to real meat.

-Monty Python, Meaning of Liff.

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Vivid_Association_64 t1_jdhj8c1 wrote

What if D-O-G spelled CAT?

(Compliments of Ogre, “Revenge of the Nerds 2, Nerds in Paradise”).

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ChelloRam t1_jdi53cr wrote

The E of the tiger was mental gear. Top disco biscuit.

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K16w32a2r4k8 t1_jdi9ku7 wrote

The last three letters make up the “ger” of the Tiger, scary and intimidating.

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