Submitted by Risperdali t3_126iu7t in Jokes
[deleted] t1_je9adgd wrote
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peter_the_martian t1_je9fxj6 wrote
You must also follow r/relationships
notwhoyouthinkmaybe t1_je9gy7l wrote
Just in case I sent him the number to a divorce lawyer.
jet_heller t1_je9ioez wrote
Meh. They're about the same.
the_other_irrevenant t1_je9iekm wrote
Why? Even if you thought it was serious, all she did according to the OP was pop out for milk and come back.
jet_heller t1_je9irva wrote
Dude, you can't pop out on a person that has abandonment issues! They'll get PTSD and start suicide ideation!
Ewetootwo t1_jeaitxt wrote
Back to the handcuffs then?
sunshinefivenine t1_je9z8zb wrote
I think they meant they only saw the title. She left cause of his abandonment issues, something like that
DanAlucard t1_je9i5r4 wrote
OP seems to be a dog, so gf would indeed be a bitch
Worried_Geologist865 t1_jecy8a7 wrote
I knows it! Dogs really can talk!
Waitsfornoone t1_je9pjcq wrote
You're presuming the dog is agreeable to such beastilogy.
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