peter_the_martian t1_je9fzti wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:46 AM

That was a close one!

azlan194 t1_je9kub0 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:31 PM

Yeah, do you know how expensive a new fridge is.

Stogie-Smoker t1_jea7e0o wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:23 PM

Cheaper than a girlfriend

Scaliad t1_jeab7bc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:49 PM

Win-win for this guy then...

zoomzoomboomdoom t1_jeba05o wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:31 PM

Yeah, but the abandonment can be a real headache.

My girlfriend has creative issues.

If she posts on Reddit, she’s always saying: “I’m gonna leave this right here,” cuz she can’t think of anything more creative to say.

So her creative issue creates an abandonment issue.

thechampaignlife t1_je9nl5j wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:55 PM

She was always frigid

rascible t1_jecah0w wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:34 PM

She likes Barbie and Ken more..

thechampaignlife t1_jecns49 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:12 AM

GE, Amana May Tag his Kitchen Aid, Barbie, but don't be surprised if her interest is Sub-Zero.

jsharpminor t1_jeabeig wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:50 PM

More expensive than the costume jewelry engagement ring I gave her, that's all I know

Wendals87 t1_jedl5cj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:25 AM

oh fancy! I got mine in a box of corn flakes. It was for kids but that is really just a recommendation

Donohou t1_jeeqz73 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:10 PM

She was childish, so it was fitting.

JayAlexanderBee t1_jedxxc5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:28 AM

My ex wife went back to Poland and sold the ring.

depressedbee t1_jeaxktk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:12 PM

Look at mr. money here talking about things new meanwhile I'm here looking to get burried in a second hand coffin.

Axer3473 t1_jebluj6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:45 PM

"used- in good condition"

Wendals87 t1_jedl6rn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:26 AM

even in death you can't afford to not have a roommate

eroica1804 t1_jebsaf7 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:27 PM

I'm not talking to you, you broke my fridge! That's 400 dollars.

Deadchimp234 t1_jeasuio wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:42 PM

I'm assuming stainless will do.

Marquar234 t1_je9pjbl wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:11 PM

Better check the freezer for the ice cube trays.

Make_the_music_stop t1_je9y0qn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:14 PM

Reference to True Lies?

Plot_Twisty t1_je9ysx1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:20 PM

What kind of a bitch takes the ice cube trays?!?!

Ewetootwo t1_jeai7ca wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:34 PM

A cold one.

Appropriate_Leg1489 t1_jeanqhj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:09 PM

He he

Ewetootwo t1_jecskon wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:49 AM

Things got exponentially worse. She started out taking ice square trays then escalated to ice cube trays.

IrascibleOcelot t1_jea2w7x wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:50 PM

Fun fact: that wasn’t originally part of the script. Tom Arnold was ranting to Arnie about his epic divorce on the set and Cameron overheard. He thought it was so funny they added it in.

Make_the_music_stop t1_jeanusw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:10 PM

Nice trivia. Loved that film.

lokregarlogull t1_je9l9ft wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:35 PM

Well if CSI calls... You know she got fridged

onefst250r t1_jeaa63b wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:42 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY&t=9s

Sir5er1 t1_jebjh95 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:31 PM

My wife left because of my addiction to gambling

I’ll find a way to win her back!

Drkindlycountryquack t1_jebldaf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:43 PM

I bet you can.

baby_fart t1_je9ppzc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:12 PM

A beer never leaves you hangin', or gives you lip.

CommonBubba t1_je9src5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:36 PM

But sometimes you really want some lip🤣

blamenixon t1_jebrtv8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:24 PM

A good beer should always provide a bit of head

mike_pants t1_je9q2h5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:15 PM

Haha, it's funny because woman bad!

AlexBucks93 t1_je9qhy8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:18 PM

Beer won’t leave you either even if you are a woman.

Worried_Geologist865 t1_jecxryu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:30 AM

Technically beer doesn’t leave, the body recycles it. 🤪

markstormweather t1_jea0uj5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:36 PM

That’s right! Now you try it!

mike_pants t1_jeasvxv wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:42 PM

Pass.

ZoominBoomin t1_je9rldi wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:27 PM

Oh brother it's the guy in a happy relationship here to ruin things

Unhappy_Director_322 t1_je9x9jy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:09 PM

??? Lmao

ZoominBoomin t1_je9xysw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:14 PM

Women bad!

Butch201 t1_jecme1t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:02 AM

There is one?

Donttouchmek t1_jeajwo3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:45 PM

My girlfriend left me for reposting this joke on reddit... oh wait, yep, that was it.

Ewetootwo t1_jeai1ql wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:33 PM

You’re lucky. Just think if you had to go over to the girlfriend’s mother’s house for beers. What would happen if her fridge went on the fritz? Nothing would be working!

HarborMtn t1_jed11qx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:57 AM

I don’t have my glasses on, and first read this as “all the beans were ice cold”. I looked for a deeper meaning for longer than I should have. Great joke anyways.

trivial_vista t1_jeb6t0i wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:10 PM

Should have added something like "Tears started forming in my eyes"

Mysterious-cheese511 t1_jed8jgy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:04 AM

Ok this made me lol

Raina_Tasnia_Zaman t1_jefbywy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:28 PM

LMAO