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sinclair315 t1_je2u5e2 wrote
it is supposed to be garbanzo bean, ya dangus
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karma_dumpster t1_je2vfsb wrote
This is the correct joke
iverson79 OP t1_je2w534 wrote
I heard it at work and laughed, thought I’d share. I’m not overly educated on beans, so yeah that makes sense
drogpac t1_je2wadu wrote
New favorite joke. Thank you for sharing.
DucksEchoes t1_je2x4ii wrote
What's the difference between a lentil and a garbanzo bean?
Scjtchuck t1_je2x71i wrote
It's I've never paid for a lentil on my face..
TOAsucksfuckJagex t1_je2xpih wrote
Op’s is much better
Creed4693 t1_je2yr11 wrote
Omg took me a moment but God Damm that is dirty
pm_me-ur_vulva t1_je2z5o0 wrote
This is the second time in about a week I've seen this joke with the wrong starting vegetable. Is "garbanzo" really that unknown?
Salarian_American t1_je2z5re wrote
I've heard this on as
"what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?"*
"I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
*-bonus points because a garbanzo bean and a chickpea are literally the same thing.
Interesting_Walrus86 t1_je2zv69 wrote
Only $20? She's a keeper...
thethunder92 t1_je32pej wrote
It works better that way
Hobbitbeanhiker t1_je3414x wrote
This is the way
NamkrowTheRed t1_je36ewy wrote
What's the difference between a Hormone and a Vitamin? You can't hear a Vitamin.
livingi t1_je370jo wrote
What's the difference between a jam and a jelly?
I can't jelly my finger up your ass.
FuzzyMatterhorN t1_je37c14 wrote
If ya have to ask ya cant afford it.
brudzool t1_je37yq2 wrote
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the cunt
DirtyHalfMexican t1_je38ivb wrote
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
ladygrim t1_je3depf wrote
That would work, but you could just refuse to pay her
brudzool t1_je3i6vz wrote
You assume I'm patronizing her
unipolarStore471 t1_je2tlra wrote
What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?
I've never made a vitamin.