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unipolarStore471 t1_je2tlra wrote

What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin?

I've never made a vitamin.

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sinclair315 t1_je2u5e2 wrote

it is supposed to be garbanzo bean, ya dangus

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drogpac t1_je2wadu wrote

New favorite joke. Thank you for sharing.

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Scjtchuck t1_je2x71i wrote

It's I've never paid for a lentil on my face..

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Creed4693 t1_je2yr11 wrote

Omg took me a moment but God Damm that is dirty

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pm_me-ur_vulva t1_je2z5o0 wrote

This is the second time in about a week I've seen this joke with the wrong starting vegetable. Is "garbanzo" really that unknown?

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Salarian_American t1_je2z5re wrote

I've heard this on as

"what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?"*
"I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

*-bonus points because a garbanzo bean and a chickpea are literally the same thing.

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NamkrowTheRed t1_je36ewy wrote

What's the difference between a Hormone and a Vitamin? You can't hear a Vitamin.

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livingi t1_je370jo wrote

What's the difference between a jam and a jelly?

I can't jelly my finger up your ass.

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DirtyHalfMexican t1_je38ivb wrote

What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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