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RaymondDoerr t1_jed6zl3 wrote

This is like a 4th wall Dad joke.

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slylerdurden t1_jedja2p wrote

After I gave my dad his 68th birthday card, he told me, one would have been enough

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Apprehensive_Bit_176 t1_jed2zb0 wrote

When I pass, I’d like to go as my grandfather did. Peacefully in his sleep.

Unlike the passengers in his car.

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barronelli t1_jeeh7sm wrote

Bought my grandmother this as a birthday card 😂

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Apprehensive_Bit_176 t1_jeeiex0 wrote

One of my favourites. I think I first heard it from Jeff Dunham and Walter. So believable when he says it too lol

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2geeks t1_jedpahx wrote

I like to tell Dad jokes, but he’s dead.

Sorry. I have a rather morbid sense of humour.

Do really miss my dad though.

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bschn100 t1_jeepx46 wrote

You know who didn’t laugh at that joke?

-your dad.

But seriously, I lost my dad six years ago almost to the day (it was yesterday). I miss him a lot.

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2geeks t1_jeex2p3 wrote

I’m truly sorry for your loss.

My dad died 19 years ago this month. Tbf, I only got to meet him a few times. My parents spilt not long after I was born. But, I knew him through my teens and very early twenties. He was always nice to me, and made me feel like i had family, so he did his job well I think.

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Necessary_Editor5981 t1_jef5nlo wrote

My dad is getting out of cancer it was in most of his body my mom also had stage 3.5 cancer about two years apart. Sorry for your losses too

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YuuHikari t1_jednbw6 wrote

Maybe the true joke is the dad we found along the way

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kopa4a_nmc t1_jeczxwj wrote

My dad never laughs at my jokes anymore. Mostly because he was cremated.

In hindsight，we should’ve waited until he died.

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cherryhilljawnz t1_jeg19pq wrote

Same. I'm not dad but I tell dad jokes all day...I guess it makes me a

Faux pa

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Emotioneel t1_jeee57t wrote

I also like to tell dad jokes, when I do he usually laughs

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peter_the_martian t1_jefxakr wrote

But was he cool when you helped your Uncle Jack off a horse and mad when you helped your uncle jack off a horse?

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Ethanreink t1_jeg5qc0 wrote

You thought it would be a dad joke but it wasn't a dad joke.. which made it a dad joke?

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