In school, history was called present.

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TheGratedCornholio t1_jdqg4js wrote on March 26, 2023 at 11:39 AM

Yo mama so old she has a separate entrance for black dicks.

setupkulak t1_jdq7p9k wrote on March 26, 2023 at 9:41 AM

Yo mama so ugly, she’d to get you drunk before she could breastfeed you.

Ethereal_burn t1_jduiga7 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:30 AM

This seems really Oedipal. Like you’re implying that babies feed because they’re attracted to their mother.

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Inevitable_Price7841 t1_jdqa24h wrote on March 26, 2023 at 10:17 AM

Yo mama so old... her birth certificate is written on papyrus.

Smoothies2nite t1_jdqf8ue wrote on March 26, 2023 at 11:28 AM

Yo mama so old she breastfed dinosaurs

liddedTeapot97 t1_jdq80r2 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 9:46 AM

I both love and hate this joke

rukunogu t1_jdq8f27 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 9:52 AM

Haha thats awesome.Have an analvote

sorry_cant_find t1_jdq97a4 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 10:04 AM

Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class.

Madness_69 t1_jdquc43 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 1:58 PM

Yo mama so old....in history class they wrote down what they were doing.

PenguinWithAnAccount t1_jdqw7g6 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:13 PM

Yo mama so fat, when she stands on a weighing scale, her phone number shows up.

Ethereal_burn t1_jduilia wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:32 AM

Honestly that seems like it would be tough- staying within +-1/2 lb variance throughout the whole day just to be quick with the digits. Athletes aren’t that disciplined.