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PenguinWithAnAccount t1_jdqw7g6 wrote

Yo mama so fat, when she stands on a weighing scale, her phone number shows up.

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Ethereal_burn t1_jduilia wrote

Honestly that seems like it would be tough- staying within +-1/2 lb variance throughout the whole day just to be quick with the digits. Athletes aren’t that disciplined.

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