This high school guys was born without one of his eyes.

Submitted by imortal_apple t3_1236rnl in Jokes

He was given a wooden eye as a prosthetic. His whole life he has been self concious about his wooden eye.

Eventually senior prom rolls around and he want to take someone out.

He sees a girls with a hair-lip. Thinking that she may also be self concious about her malformity, he thinks he may have a chance with her.

He approaches her and nervously asks "Would you like to go to the prom with me?"

She turns to him and excitedly says "Oh would I, would I!"

He is shocked and responds "Hair-lip hair-lip"

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Dumdumgirlsbeeep t1_jdtzh2t wrote

Haha 😂. You know this is a very very old joke. My 83 year old dad has been telling this since I can remember. It’s still funny too!! 😂

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Hadochiel t1_jdugfwk wrote

Isn't it supposed to be "hare lip"? As in, it looks like a hare's mouth?

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Towaga t1_jdutduw wrote

Exactly. OP's inability to spell properly slaughtered the joke at the beginning.

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Hadochiel t1_jdutir3 wrote

Or he meant she had a mustache akin to the soft fur of a rabbit

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EmotionalArt6680 t1_jdvnctk wrote

I think your pedantry has slaughtered any chance of you getting a date!

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Towaga t1_jdvsi0d wrote

Happily married and out of dating scene for years. I may have gotten a little blunt. Thank you for pointing it out, and good luck wherever you may need it.

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Purple-Girl1279 t1_jdthjay wrote

It took me a second to understand it, but it's funny 😂😂

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