He was given a wooden eye as a prosthetic. His whole life he has been self concious about his wooden eye.

Eventually senior prom rolls around and he want to take someone out.

He sees a girls with a hair-lip. Thinking that she may also be self concious about her malformity, he thinks he may have a chance with her.

He approaches her and nervously asks "Would you like to go to the prom with me?"

She turns to him and excitedly says "Oh would I, would I!"

He is shocked and responds "Hair-lip hair-lip"

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RepresentativeOfnone t1_jdtgfi6 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 1:32 AM

#2,382,043

Hahahah

Purple-Girl1279 t1_jdthjay wrote on March 27, 2023 at 1:41 AM

#2,382,215

It took me a second to understand it, but it's funny 😂😂

Dumdumgirlsbeeep t1_jdtzh2t wrote on March 27, 2023 at 4:23 AM

#2,384,701

Haha 😂. You know this is a very very old joke. My 83 year old dad has been telling this since I can remember. It’s still funny too!! 😂

amerkanische_Frosch t1_jdu7eeq wrote on March 27, 2023 at 5:53 AM

#2,385,628

Ba—dum…TISH!

Hadochiel t1_jdugfwk wrote on March 27, 2023 at 8:00 AM

#2,386,688

Isn't it supposed to be "hare lip"? As in, it looks like a hare's mouth?

imortal_apple OP t1_jdunyef wrote on March 27, 2023 at 9:51 AM

#2,387,557

Replying to Dumdumgirlsbeeep (#2,384,701)

My grandma told me it when I was younger

Towaga t1_jdutduw wrote on March 27, 2023 at 11:02 AM

#2,388,235

Replying to Hadochiel (#2,386,688)

Exactly. OP's inability to spell properly slaughtered the joke at the beginning.

Hadochiel t1_jdutir3 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 11:04 AM

#2,388,251

Replying to Towaga (#2,388,235)

Or he meant she had a mustache akin to the soft fur of a rabbit

EmotionalArt6680 t1_jdvnctk wrote on March 27, 2023 at 3:12 PM

#2,392,996

Replying to Towaga (#2,388,235)

I think your pedantry has slaughtered any chance of you getting a date!

Towaga t1_jdvsi0d wrote on March 27, 2023 at 3:46 PM

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Replying to EmotionalArt6680 (#2,392,996)

Happily married and out of dating scene for years. I may have gotten a little blunt. Thank you for pointing it out, and good luck wherever you may need it.