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[deleted] t1_jdn5ist wrote

my friend wanted to be a stand up comic. I told him he could be a sit down comic.

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wyltemrys t1_jdoauau wrote

My version is: 'I always wanted to be a stand-up comic, but people keep telling me to go sit down'.

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Luked0g44O t1_jdpn2dw wrote

Why did black dudes suffer disproportionately high casualties during the Vietnam War?

Because, every time someone yelled “GET DOWN”, they’d jump up and start dancing.

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