Submitted by RowanFoxfire t3_121jcdz in Jokes
And we won't stand for that!
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Waitsfornoone t1_jdm5fqm wrote
"Ay, there's the rub."
PapaOoMaoMao t1_jdm9wr8 wrote
They're always taking things lying down.
Interesting_Pudding9 t1_jdmimym wrote
Sometimes you've gotta just walk it off
anderoogigwhore t1_jdmk7l3 wrote
I saw a paraplegic support group sharing pictures on facebook. I was gonna write something but the comments were disabled.
RowanFoxfire OP t1_jdmkirz wrote
RevElliotSpenser t1_jdmlm3d wrote
What’s the smallest pub in the UK?
The thalidomide Arms
RevElliotSpenser t1_jdmlp6v wrote
Fabulous-Try-7258 t1_jdmo3h1 wrote
Watch out guys, the paraplegic community is known for being armed and running from the law
dysonchamberlaine t1_jdmqf7u wrote
Thats so unfair! They cant stand up for themselves.
prlugo4162 t1_jdmwtw0 wrote
They learn to roll with the punches.
alogbetweentworocks t1_jdn0gje wrote
Wouldn’t it cool if there were a way to reenable them?
DarkNexus_72 t1_jdn3hem wrote
This post deserves a lying ovation.
[deleted] t1_jdn5ist wrote
my friend wanted to be a stand up comic. I told him he could be a sit down comic.
HarryHacker42 t1_jdn90h6 wrote
All people who agree with this, stand up and be recognized!
moonshine1144 t1_jdnd7tg wrote
Ah ffs lmao
Tiny-Pay6737 t1_jdniymp wrote
I dont know whether to laugh or clap.
rascible t1_jdnj5oz wrote
Thalidomide wings..
RevElliotSpenser t1_jdnjz4c wrote
Wings? pubs are commonly called “something” ARMS
sherriffflood t1_jdnkwy5 wrote
I checked in to a hotel once, and as a religious and modest person, I asked the receptionist to make the porn on tv disabled. ‘you sick bastard’ she said
spaceblind88 t1_jdnm802 wrote
Holy shit. Best joke ever
ElfLord01 t1_jdnmuto wrote
Hey I achieved something today
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_jdnwilk wrote
They have to laugh... They can't clap!
AromaticAwareness381 t1_jdnzgr4 wrote
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting outside the door? Matt
Big-End-9824 t1_jdo6x6i wrote
Do weight watchers website have cookies?
wyltemrys t1_jdoauau wrote
My version is: 'I always wanted to be a stand-up comic, but people keep telling me to go sit down'.
DisabledDiablo t1_jdodnio wrote
Im in a wheelchair and this made me laugh so hard
fyrdude58 t1_jdoevmw wrote
I think he's saying you could buy wings at the pub.
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jdoijgd wrote
That's what I thought
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jdoim16 wrote
Antique_Direction255 t1_jdojvox wrote
Can always play 1st base
aclinejr t1_jdoo32r wrote
Depending on what pair of limbs was lost. If they didn’t have arms and legs that would be a quadriplegic.
ThroughHuawai t1_jdowp8y wrote
Quadriplegics won't shake their fists in protest.
rhymes_with_chicken t1_jdp0orh wrote
As I’ve only got one leg, I can’t agree 100%. But, I’m leaning that way.
boitrubl t1_jdp1z3q wrote
Username checks out
TheCaptNoname t1_jdp9ojo wrote
Like turn them off and then on?
NotMrMusic t1_jdpcly6 wrote
That's why I love paraplegics.
They never stand for anyone's shit.
CatherinePiedi t1_jdph0t2 wrote
Nice joke, Matt
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmacd wrote
What do you call a paraplegic floating in the water?
Bob.
Hanging on the wall?
Art.
On your front porch?
Matt.
On a pile of dry leaves?
Russell.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmepp wrote
Life does present it’s handicaps.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmnrg wrote
Lemme guess. You’re the chairman of the bored, right?
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmp29 wrote
Lying Ovulation.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpmrec wrote
Your Special Olympics application got approved?
ElfLord01 t1_jdpmyzj wrote
I don't think I qualify
Luked0g44O t1_jdpn2dw wrote
Why did black dudes suffer disproportionately high casualties during the Vietnam War?
Because, every time someone yelled “GET DOWN”, they’d jump up and start dancing.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpn9ht wrote
I have a feeling that this is out of their wheelhouse.
Luked0g44O t1_jdpnftp wrote
Sugar free.
flarezilla t1_jdprk6s wrote
Just can't get a leg up, can you?
Different-Tie-1085 t1_jdpu8vj wrote
Dramatic_Glow t1_jdq0pkd wrote
lol, on able, off disable
Dramatic_Glow t1_jdq0r51 wrote
just press their belly button
cloudblade13 t1_jdq6qoy wrote
We CAN'T stand it
Narrow_Regular9475 t1_jdq8ywf wrote
As a paraplegic myself I found this funny
astroASMR t1_jdqhlki wrote
Isnt there a video of a guy trying to hug then high five a little girl wtih no arms
Stoked_Malware t1_jdqruv8 wrote
No that would be playing god, wait what are we talkin bout again
beckandbauer t1_jdr5rzf wrote
It’s a four gone conclusion
Jeepinthemud t1_jdm2qy1 wrote
Have a seat and let’s talk through this.
Oh yea, right