DidntWantSleepAnyway t1_jbxglya wrote on March 12, 2023 at 2:01 PM

Reply to comment by loosererun in A man and his girlfriend died in a car accident and meets Peter at the Pearly Gates by LordFarhaams

I’ve somehow never heard this one! Here I was, thinking I’d heard all the lawyer jokes in existence.

MagentaKevin t1_jby875k wrote on March 12, 2023 at 5:23 PM

My personal favourite is:

A man is being interviewed at a police station. A man leans forward and says "I'm not saying anything without my lawyer present". The police officer, confused, replies "but you are the lawyer" and the lawyer says "yeah...so where's my present?"

emzirek t1_jbxxre8 wrote on March 12, 2023 at 4:11 PM

what do you call a million lawyers in hell?

a damn good start

Material_Victory_661 t1_jbxpg0m wrote on March 12, 2023 at 3:11 PM

Comes up pretty regularly. Must have slipped by.

jesusthroughmary t1_jbyb8qx wrote on March 12, 2023 at 5:44 PM

How have you never heard this one