Submitted by LordFarhaams t3_11pcw1k in Jokes
peter_the_martian t1_jbxlith wrote
Lol. Didn’t know they kept track of time in Heaven! Good to know. I wonder if they validate parking.
Blockenstein t1_jbxnrie wrote
They keep track in a Jeremy Bearimy-sort of way. Time feels like it's passing for you, but it's not the same as time passing in the mortal plane.
Darkmuscles t1_jbxq0zt wrote
This… this is what breaks me.
KingOfThePlayPlace t1_jbyhm0a wrote
That is the time moment where nothing never happens. Also tuesdays.
canedpeanutshels t1_jbz34mn wrote
They have parking meters. Gotta keep those heavenly lights on somehow.
mmikhailidi t1_jc74vjn wrote
I recall a phrase from some good book:
>"After five seconds of eternal agony...."
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