AdministrativeFox784 t1_jdgxyno wrote
Reply to comment by fairlyPertain in My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time by Gil-Gandel
Afterwards my wife had sex with the guy and the police officers joined in too! Can you believe it?!
rigabamboo t1_jdig3yf wrote
Then the wife removes her wig to reveal it was the bus driver the whole time.
Delicious_Throat_377 t1_jdilxq8 wrote
What a plot twist
Fun-On-A-Bun-3k t1_jdjmy3i wrote
Directed by M Night Shyamalan
TheOneAndOnlyBob2 t1_jdkikz4 wrote
M Night Shyamalan, Michael Bay, and Tommy Wiseau.
VanuasGirl t1_jdllk6b wrote
In that case it’s not technically infidelity cos she only got fucked in the belly button with Tommy W
Waitsfornoone t1_jdk7etr wrote
That wily Bus Driver always seems to show up when kinky sex is involved.
ChaseShiny t1_jdkvz6b wrote
Yeah, that bus driver gets around. 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, all through the town
Drkindlycountryquack t1_jdo0hg0 wrote
The people on the bus go up and down.
Me_is_irish t1_jdh464n wrote
Must of been the cop from Tennessee lol
Talik1978 t1_jdhorga wrote
They should send that woman to Ohio, so that she can show that state how to run a train.
gambled94 t1_jdhwdsr wrote
Omfg this one got me
Luked0g44O t1_jdjicra wrote
#METOO HAHAHA!
Lazaruzo t1_jdi6o1t wrote
I wish I could give you an award 😂😂😂
scottxian t1_jdit19k wrote
Take my upvote, ya filthy animal. I blew coffee all over my workshop.
Revolutionary_Ask226 t1_jdjc20j wrote
Time to clean your filthy workshop!
scottxian t1_jdkz3ki wrote
Nah! It’ll evaporate eventually! Sawdust will help!
mAhoganySauerkrauT t1_jdhxz1w wrote
Gold
Luked0g44O t1_jdji7wm wrote
OMFGIROTFLMFAO!🤣 What a COMEBACK!
luvisanenigma t1_jdjpgqr wrote
is that woman, your mom…?
Talik1978 t1_jdju9dh wrote
If she was, that would make my last fap really awkward.
EwoksMakeMeHard t1_jdhhzo9 wrote
The grammar in your comment is as good as the grammar in your username.
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theplutosys t1_jdhqw6x wrote
ok grammar nazi, literally nobody cares
EwoksMakeMeHard t1_jdhs8lw wrote
Well I care, so you are incorrect when you say that "literally" no one cares.
kbauer14 t1_jdhts7n wrote
I also care. Grammar is important.
Exo-Shvdow t1_jdhwj50 wrote
I miss my grammar. I miss my grandpa as well.
unopoularopinion t1_jdipc5e wrote
Grampar
Xantis281 t1_jdhypag wrote
*Grammar are importants.
FTFY.
/s
DieByMyLeg t1_jdi9z2j wrote
In the real world it is. Not reddit.
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theplutosys t1_jdhv5s8 wrote
Metaphorical “literally”
Why the hell does it matter? The message is still conveyed either way
TheWiseOne1234 t1_jdhxuqb wrote
Well, some apparently don't care that you don't care, even though you do! How about that? :)
theplutosys t1_jdion61 wrote
Cool! You’re so badass, like going around correcting people’s grammar and shit. Have a nice cough cough terrible cough day.
Evening-Tomatillo-47 t1_jdiqud6 wrote
And asserting other people's opinions?
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Luked0g44O t1_jdjiw3x wrote
I could care less, butt I won’t bother today.
coltron1990 t1_jdihysx wrote
Must have*
FenrirLokison88 t1_jdjqonw wrote
I heard they did it on a boat. I can't believe it. Canoe?
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