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Sorelypuncture t1_je3d6qa wrote

To say this joke bombed would be to give it more credit than it deserves

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Zestyclose_Recover95 t1_je4acj3 wrote

I however thought it was dynamite

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willbeonekenobi t1_je50nze wrote

I think I missed point C4 in this. Do you mind reigniting it back up with your explosive personality?

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WerkusBY t1_je6rgfb wrote

I don't see joke, seems it was successful.

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joculator t1_je3hiac wrote

*Ah...my little Ali....they blow up so fast...*sigh

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tlokjock t1_je3gwa3 wrote

Plot twist: It was a food truck and now I'm serving falafel to the masses. Crisis averted, business thriving.

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Minky29 t1_je56ero wrote

Great, now I want falafels....and tabuleh.

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TimeOk8571 t1_je44bw1 wrote

Dial a wrong number in Iraq to hear a bomb go off.

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apk5005 t1_je519jl wrote

“Hello, Mr. Bin Laden? We’ve been trying to reach you about your-“ kaboom

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Status_Situation5451 t1_je3n3db wrote

I called one in America it said i’d better be in class tomorrow.

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xSAJJADx t1_je43qur wrote

I literally started laughing out loud at work. I'm from Iraq, lol.

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n30nl30n t1_je4lv7q wrote

A man from Iraq called a sex line, the girl on the phone was so good- he told her he was about to explode in his pants

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Marquar234 t1_je4u5jt wrote

A man called a New Zealand sex line, the girl on the other end said "Baaahh!".

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Bluebladexd t1_je3g1zl wrote

And you said "i have only light vehicle license"

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johnp299 t1_je5dkwf wrote

I tell ya, no respect, no respect!

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OctaneTroopers t1_je5viif wrote

I went to a suicide bomber school in Iraq. The teacher said "right lads, I'm only going to show you this once"

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Salnj t1_je3ihs9 wrote

But it started the timer for the bomb instead. Next thing I know bada bang!

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livingnik t1_je5g0t0 wrote

the hopeless in america up blow

the hopeless in iraq blow up

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