One of the orders 4 rounds of hard beer, and the other stares in adoration.
“Wow, that’s a lot for a first round isn’t it?” Asks the man
“No, not really” responds the first man, guzzling them all down.
After that, he goes onto the balcony, looks down, and jumps.
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The second man goes to the balcony, looks down, and sees the man walking back into the building. The first man walks in again and orders the same.
“What just happened?” Asks the second man.
No response.
The first man does the same thing, drink the drinks, jumps off the balcony, and comes back up.
The second man, admiring what he just saw, orders the same drinks. Goes with the first man to the balcony and jumps off with him.
crack, the second man falls into a bush and breaks and arm and a leg.
“How do you do this?” The man asks in an angry tone.
“I needed to practice my roll as Superman”
Dottsterisk t1_jefw3x9 wrote
I always heard this joke ending with the second dude dying and the bartender delivering the punchline: “You’re an asshole when you’re drunk, Superman.”