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The_RockObama t1_jdxtqbf wrote

Reply to comment by cloudyTurin963 in The Chili lover by Remarkable-Youth-504

A man is lost in a desert when he finally spots a sign of civilization - a Mexican man sitting by a small shed with his trusty mule, and better yet, there's the road the man had been looking for.

He knows the last bus back to Tijuana comes down that road around 10pm.

Fearing he may have missed the bus, he asks the man with the mule:

"Excuse me señor, do you know what time it is?"

The Mexican man grabs the mule's balls and lifts them up a few inches and says:

"..eeeeh.. it's 9:51."

The lost man replies:

"Awesome! Thank you señor! I'm just in time to catch the bus! - but how could you tell the time by simply lifting that mule's balls?"

The man lifts the mule's balls up again and points just under them and says:

"You see that clock over there?"

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daverapp t1_jdxzpdq wrote

I don't get it

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jsting t1_jdy2785 wrote

It works better as a video skit. The guy is lounging and there is a clocktower. The donkey is chilling between the lounging guy and the clocktower and the balls are blocking the view.

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