chall_mags t1_jdki153 wrote
A blind girl was giving me a handjob and she said my dick was the biggest one she’d ever felt.
Turns out she was just pulling my leg
dejomatic t1_jdmhtf6 wrote
It's twew! It's twew!
rabindranatagor t1_jdnlr4c wrote
I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.
Puzzleheaded_Rip9425 t1_jdmk6q9 wrote
'scuse me while I whip this out
NopeNopeNope2020 t1_jdmk789 wrote
"twoo" is the way Mel Brooks spelled it.
Mean-Ad-310 t1_jdmqrtg wrote
Yeah but how did he spell schnitzengrubers?
dejomatic t1_jdoc5i6 wrote
Schnitzengroobers
Mean-Ad-310 t1_jdomt5a wrote
Aw dang I was hoping for at least 1 umlaut 😁
sfgiantsbeatla t1_jdnfprs wrote
You gotta hand it to her.
Forehand_Bets t1_jdmue4f wrote
She gives great hand jobs though, you've really got to hand it to her.
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