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chall_mags t1_jdki153 wrote

A blind girl was giving me a handjob and she said my dick was the biggest one she’d ever felt.

Turns out she was just pulling my leg

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dejomatic t1_jdmhtf6 wrote

It's twew! It's twew!

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rabindranatagor t1_jdnlr4c wrote

I hate to disillusion you, ma’am, but you’re sucking on my arm.

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Forehand_Bets t1_jdmue4f wrote

She gives great hand jobs though, you've really got to hand it to her.

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wellchicane475 t1_jdj66lr wrote

If you mess up dating a blind woman and she dumps you, just change your voice and try again!

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YesFuture2022 t1_jdlm39g wrote

Not funny

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YoyoOfDoom t1_jdlq6ch wrote

Who cares? It's not like blind people are gonna read it anyways. 😆

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YesFuture2022 t1_jdlqkrp wrote

You believe People that are blind dont use the internet? The real joke is in the comments

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Acrobatic_Matter_109 t1_jdnj3kq wrote

You're assuming that blind people don't have a sense of humour. That's very narrow-minded of you.

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YoyoOfDoom t1_jdnnuuo wrote

If I was a blind person with a screen reader I probably would have done a spit-take and said, "I should have seen that coming."

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orionparrott t1_jdjzb5x wrote

I dated a blind woman but she left me. She just couldn’t see herself with me.

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Xeriph t1_jdml1a5 wrote

Yeah, you really have to have a mate that you see eye to eye with.

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fullFlick73 t1_jdj6wl3 wrote

That's why you date a blind woman whose husband is a mute.

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GIlCAnjos t1_jdjh3ew wrote

If a mute guy managed to seduce a blind woman... Then I assume his physical assets will be hard to imitate

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ivapeooo t1_jdkz5qo wrote

right, it works, cause he wont say shit

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Surfing_Ninjas t1_jdk0fnw wrote

I like dating blind girls, it makes it harder for them to see someone on the side.

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match_ t1_jdkpcqa wrote

I like dating homeless girls, you can drop them off anywhere.

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666pool t1_jdl46re wrote

I like dating girls in the mortuary, you don’t have to buy them flowers.

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NJCotton t1_jdn2wdz wrote

You mean "in a cemetary", as the flowers are already there.

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JB_Newman t1_jdkhbv7 wrote

I see what you did there. Shame she didn't

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davva2004 t1_jdmremr wrote

I was dating a blind girl too. Got 20% off and my windows look lovely.

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ParkingNo9826 t1_jdmsksz wrote

I don’t get it

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MarisaWalker t1_jdnatdv wrote

Let me help...."blinds" r window coverings, the girl worked in a store selling blinds

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Dangerous-Weekend125 t1_jdnjsi4 wrote

Oh ok! I never realized females who sell blinds are called blind girls. Makes sense now.

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MarisaWalker t1_jdrw5aw wrote

Well, it's sort of like slang. Like calling a girl working at Sunglass Hut, the sunglass girl😊

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[deleted] t1_jdjopbj wrote

Brooooo omg! 😂😂😂😂

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oximine t1_jdmkh5y wrote

I was dating a blind girl and during sex I jizzed all over her face! She never saw that cumming!

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HeyWhatsItToYa t1_jdn3l2e wrote

I just figured she wasn't seeing anybody.

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Puzzleheaded_Rip9425 t1_jdn6kwi wrote

Damn. Reddit is dark. What the hell is wrong with you people? The worst part is how well I fit in.

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nattycharl t1_jdlrujz wrote

Never saw that one coming!

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Dashover t1_jdmhmv4 wrote

The hardest part was getting her dog off my leg

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Mean-Ad-310 t1_jdmqn2n wrote

I was driving when this popped up. My immediate response was “then I went blind myself and had to stop seeing her.”

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bce69 t1_jdmqofn wrote

She doesn't see much of a future between us!

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Dylan-42069 t1_jdmrrdw wrote

I had a similar experience but she said she couldn’t see us working out

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mutsumar t1_jdn21la wrote

I dated a blind girl but she could not see that i was using her

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richardec t1_jdn7u0g wrote

You really have to hand it to her...

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Salnj t1_jdkolan wrote

I gave her a facial and shot her in the eyes...

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secret369 t1_jdmd6fd wrote

She didn't see that coming

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[deleted] t1_jdmq2ez wrote

I would have guessed the punchline to be: "She didn't notice", for some reason.

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YoyoOfDoom t1_jdno6u0 wrote

She knew anyways. Her husband doesn't trim downstairs.

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AcousticBob t1_jdnsp7q wrote

I still don't know what she sees in me!

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JamalGinzburg t1_jdohgh9 wrote

A nun was in the shower when the doorbell rang. She realised she didn't have a towel, so yelled out "who is it?" Response came "blind man."

Relieved she wouldn't need a towel as the man at the door couldn't see, she ran naked to answer the door.

"Great tits. Which blinds need to be fixed?"

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bshaddo t1_jdl1ken wrote

It’s funny because it’s without her consent.

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