Submitted by TimeVendor t3_127nces in Jokes
Squire: 384 my liege
King: Ok, round them up
Squire: 400 my liege
Comments
Thencerun88 t1_jeewek2 wrote
King: How many volunteers do we've for my evil army?
Squire: 384 my liege
king: Ok, round them up
Squire: I cant Im a squire
Waitsfornoone t1_jef2m22 wrote
Squire to Kennel Master: "Release the shepherds!"
TheMadLurker17 t1_jeffxow wrote
That put a different angle on the joke.
Timely-Atmosphere-99 t1_jegadnc wrote
More like square them up
reverentlyirreverent t1_jegd97s wrote
I read this conversation as happening between a king and a squirrel. I clearly need a nap.
Glorx t1_jeguvh6 wrote
There's no cutting corners with that guy.
acaicedo777 t1_jeeuug4 wrote
I read that in Lieutenant Dan's and Forrest Gump's voices，man that joke would've belonged in that movie.. Good laugh!